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.Wednesday, November 21, 2007 ' 7:41 PM
On 19/11 2007, a silent member of Class 4e'07 did not show up for an event which is very important for all graduated secondary 4 students, held at a very grand place. His peers could not contact him through phone, mobile and Internet. Thus, it was presumed that he drowned in Singapore River near Clarke Quay.

A few days later, his body was not found. Instead, his ticket was uncovered in a young lady's handbag. She is suspected of robbing the silent member of his ticket and then pushing him in the Singapore River.

"No la... How can that be.. i also not close with him.. Actually horh.. i suspect is he put into my bag then go commit suicide can~ U all go and question him la.. its got nth to do with mii!" The suspect, a young lady who is of the same class as the silent member, denied to have any contact or relationship with the silent member.

"woops, i forgot. you 'all havent found his body yet hor.." She added solemnly, with a hint of dismay in her voice. "jia you!"


However, it is rather unbelievable that he can actually drown as he owns a personalised float which is attached to him at all times. Hence, it is may be possible that he is secretly planning a revenge on the young lady, probably wanting her to return the $60 he paid for the ticket. Take my warning, always have $60 in your wallet just in case he approaches you.

But again, his body may not be found.

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