.Thursday, December 27, 2007 ' 11:08 AM
The Ultimate De-candification BootsDue to FCC being on the loose, sml scientists have come up with a pair of boots which secrete a de-candification liquid . This boots come in useful when your legs are candified and you need to run and escape desperately as they cause your candified legs to return to normal. The front of the boots are equipped with spikes for you to kick FCC if you get close enough and take revenge on him for candifying your:
fiancee/ husband/ wife/ girlfriend/ boyfriend/ father/ mother/ sister/ brother/ son/ daughter/ niece/ nephew/ aunt/ uncle/ grandmother/ grandfather/ grandson/ granddaughter/ father-in-law/ mother-in-law/ sister-in-law/ brother-in-law/ god-brother/ god-sister/ god-father/ god-mother/ cousin/ cousin-in-law/ very distant cousin/ long-lost relative/ best friend(s)/ enemy/ acquaintance/ just-a-friend kind of friend/ classmate/ schoolmate/ cca mate/teacher/ principal/ boss(NO PAY ): )/ collegues/ toilet auntie/ toilet uncle/ cook/ chaffeur/ butler/ housekeeper/ playmate/ pet ant/ house/ favourite plate of char kway teow with extra taugay/ chopticks and spoon/ bed/ toiletbowl/ drinking source/ precious handphone/toilet paper/ your hair/ own self/ ETC...............................................[NOTE: THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS]
Note: The de-candifying boots can also decandify things/people that have been candified by FCC.
Please head down to your nearest 8-Twelve Shop now and grab a pair of anti-FCC BOOTS now!!!
first 20 customers get a free pair of stockings to wear with your boots!
