.Thursday, December 27, 2007 ' 10:36 PM
BREAKING NEWS!!!!
Fashion Candy Cane (FCC) the great villain has finally been captured on SML National Day! The SML Ninja, Red Spade Ranger (last ranger standing) and the SML Samurai combined forces and took FCC down. The final showdown took place at the S11 foodcourt at Jurong East and SML reporters rushed down to the scene only to see that FCC had already been knocked out.
Our SML reporter interviewed the NINJA (N) RED SPADE RANGER (RSR) and SML SAMURAI (SMLS):
SML: wah seh, nt bad leh!
N: ya la.. we pro ma
RSR: i poked him with my pinky and he fell over
N: whey! he fell cos i throw cheese and banana skin at him hor!
RSR: where got?!
N: you TAAAUUUGAAYYY! *@&#*&@#*(&(@#*(#@^&*&^$
RSR:
**^%^%#$@#^%&*#%^&^%$#@%SMLS: u 2 dun crap la, i take him down de.
N: how?!
RSR: yeah lor yeah lor, how?!
SMLS: samurai magic la
N & RSR: yeah rite, dun anyhow sae
SMLS: i whr gt anyhow sae, i v ren4 zheng1 sae one lor
*a fight broke out a among the three heros*
(SML reporter runs off to hide)
Anyway, here's the prized photo of the month:
FCC IN THE FLESH!Santa gave a press conference yesterday and said that the presents with him will be sent out by snail mail. Everyone should be able to receive their respective presents in 50 years' time.
Here are some of the highlights of the presents that some of us are gonna receive.
Jw: a stuffed toy jaguar that eats potato and turtles/tortoise
Ken: a pair of decandifying boots(leftover stock)
Pc: free eternal membership to science centre
fashion: B.R.A.S member card(1 year)
gorilla: permit to kick fashion's butt at anytime, anywhere, anyday.
godzilla: permit to shutup whenever she wants to
cow: black pepper seasoning
jojo: personal hairstylist who specialises in doing mo-hawks
zx: polka dotted umbrella
zh: high heels
cloud: a broom and a free packet of sml pet food
yawn: wuzun
shengy: rain(comes together with dark clouds and an umbrella)
xm: clarinet together with phantom of the opera score
FCC IN THE FLESH!
