.Tuesday, December 18, 2007 ' 10:51 PM
A few days ago, a boy was kicked out of APCJC (AppleChocolate Joker Collegue) because he has failed to put the school as his first choice in e PAE (Penguin Assessment Exercise).
"%#^^##, they tink they very big isit, dun wan me, lol," the enraged boy has told SML Times reporter, "y ppl gt 54 pts can go in i gt 6 pts cannot, bais la, they c more point equal better isit??
"SML Times reporter has found out that several collegue have refused to accept students with scores just 0.00763594 above their cut off points. how they gt this number is by taking e students prelim L1R5 and apply tangent rule, and then use the resulting number and three other random number to play the card game 24 where the player muz find a solution to gt the ans 24 as quickly as possible. The time taken to complete the game is the score which the collegue will use as the students PAE score.
However, there hav been complaint because of the strict control on e allocation of students to their school. Many students are unable to enter the top 50 JCs due to the strict control. this has resulted in a situation where the top 49.99 JCs hav no students.SML Times reporters are still investigating this surprising phenomena that has happened. Readers with any information pls call "555-913-315-000-henshin" to report ur findings to SML Times.
