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.Thursday, December 20, 2007 ' 9:33 PM
Since two days ago, four teenagers were spotted setting up a booth at one dark corner of the Singapore Science Centre (SSC). According to the SML World Law, it is illegal to set up booth in the SSC. Those who have committed such offence will be sent to death by encasing the offenders in a rubber balloon filled with hydrogen gas and placing the balloon near a Tesla Coil, that has the ability to generate electric energy up to 3.5 million volts.

However, this illegal booth seem to have attracted many visitors even though it was sited in a dark corner. When SML reporters visited the booth, it was noticed that the visitors were playing with various puzzles, including rush hour, weird spiderman game, wooden cube, metal ring with spike thing and the most famous, a slinky spring (this is most difficult as you have to untangle the spring standing only on your left foot with your right foot in your mouth). When our reporters asked the attendants who wish to be called the E=MC2 Ushers, they say that they have set such a booth so that they can do the required 20 hours of volunteer work to gain FREE membership in the SCC.

The team say that those who have the ability to solve their puzzles will be awarded the verbal "GOOD JOB" award and a free chance to go to the washrooms near the stall to drink from the taps.

They have also taken in control of a Strike Hammer Game in which a person can see how much force he can generate with a hammer. They have decided to award those who can obtain a score of 100 or higher with a free visit to the various washrooms in the SCC, a free drink from the water coolers in Changi Airport Terminal 3 and a free chance to watch chicks hatch from eggs. Those who obtain a score of 120 get a free chance to stay overnight in Changi Airport Terminal 3 and seat on the S$800.

However, this booth will only be open for another day, which is tomorrow 21 December 2007 due to the fact that it is an illegal stall. If you wish to win the attactive prizes, it is best to visit the stall before it closes.

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