.Tuesday, December 25, 2007 ' 9:01 PM
SHOCKING NEWS!!! The REAL SANTA was found gagged, naked and tied up in a corner at 2malan road. SMLP found him at 8.00am this morning during their search for the 'santa' who did not deliver all our presents. When asked wad he could recall of the christmas eve's incident, this is wad he had to say, "THAT STUPID FASHION HERO LA...11pm suddenly come my house say 'i wanna be a ....hero....'..it was like he in a trance lo, so scary... after that he stripped me, tied me up and dropped me off here....lucky it was a blessing in disguise, if it had been me climbing on rooftops, i would have been de one tortured...heng ar."
As far as we know, after dropping santa at 2malan road, fashion then went to orchard road for a lil christmas shopping and to buy a pillow so that he can look fatter.Fashion is still nowhere to be found. however, experts believe that fashion's primary reason for wanting to be santa is because he thinks that santa's outfit is VERY fashionable. secondly, delivering all the children's present would make him seem like a real hero....however, we have reason to believe NOTHING went according to plan.
IN OTHER NEWS THAT IS NOTHING RELATED TO THE ONE ABOVE..=D.....
The SML Rangers (SMLR) were seen fighting a crook yesterday. This crook was seen dressed in a torn shirt and was pleasantly plump. He wielded a candy cane and used Christmas Magic on the SMLR, almost changing them to candy canes. However Red Spade Ranger used his Spade Shield to deflect the shot, which hit the crook instead and turned him into fat fat candy cane. The candy cane was handed over to the SML Police (SMLP).
