.Tuesday, December 25, 2007 ' 12:58 PM
At twelve midnight last night, many wished each other merry christmas and cheered. Little did they know that at the same time, a fat red man was continually torture, gangbanged,robbed and even bombed at. SML times reviews wad happened last night, while everyone was celebrating.
-the FIRST incident that took place was at Jaguars house.
As according to tradition, Santa arrived at jaguars house right on schedule to deliver him his present. Instead of giving santa a glass of milk and a plate of cookies, jaguar tested out his bomb on santa. when asked why, jaguar had this to say,: " i tot he intruder ma!! walau, stupid fat guy come disturb my sleep...i nvr let my dog bite him very good liao!"
-not giving up hope, santa then went to fingersmith's house. little was known of what exactly happened there but when SML reporters visited fingersmith's house the next day. this is what they found hidden in a drawer
-a sack full of toys
-two jaguars
-a belt
-santa's hat
-sants's beard
-a wallet with santa's IC
-$50000000
-the last house that SML reporters knew that santa went to was banana and gorilla's...everything was fine until they leapt out from the dark and jumped onto him. Then they tortured santa and demanded him to leave hannah alone.
santa was last seen running away from their house with his shirt torn apart, and his hair flying wildly screaming "NO PRESENTS FOR YOU BANANA!!!"
under sml law section B sub section 2.1 paragraph 5-
santa must deliver all presents at midnight. failure to do so will be giving false hope to all children out there, santa is in big trouble and may face a penalty of 90strokes of the cane and up to 364days of jail term.
readers who have seen or heard anything of santa's whereabouts are to report them to SML times BECAUSE HE STILL HAS NOT DELIVER ALL OUR PRESENTS!!!
