.Sunday, December 23, 2007 ' 10:33 PM
There have been numerous reports of cash shortage in SML Land today. The SML Times reporter have travelled all the way to the SML Bank (SMLB) next door to the press station to find out what have happened.
The SMLB spokesman told our reporters that the bank has just replaced the 100000000000000000000 atm machines in the 1km
2 area of SML Land with the new improve atm machine that can defend itself. This has caused difficulty when old people wanted to take money from the atm machines as the machines simply ran away. Thus the young and old were unable to get their money as the could not catch up with these machines, while the middle-aged people had to run hard to catch up with these machine, only to be trashed by the atm.SMLB spokesman suggests to the general public that when ever you have to go to the atm machine, please remember to bring a soft toy, preferably an octopus like the one taugay received from pee on Valentine's day. The soft toy is to be used to knock the atm machine into concussion so that the user can get his/her/its money in peace.
SMLB has upgraded the atm machines because the old model was unable to run away from robbers, thus causing an increase in atm robbery. This new model is able to run away from the robbers unless that is, the robber knocks the atm machine out cold with a soft toy.
