.Sunday, December 23, 2007 ' 2:10 AM
this is a
NOTICE to
correct the previous adv/post(s) on the ATM.
PRESENTING......
curtain opens... clap clap clap clap!!
the all new SPECIAL atm machine with xtra features!!
- the atm comes with auto-retaliate hands and legs to protect herself frm other external/ violent attacks (esp frm taugay!!).
- money taken frm the atm must be returned back to the account with a flat interest rate of tentententententententententen (aka 100) % when the card holder sees the atm nxt time. this is a joint effort of the SML-CPF committee and the SML-bank so tt citizens would be financially self-reliant when dey grow old. this helps to cope with the ageing population tt e country is facing and also help the SML-bank(atm division) earn more money.
NOTE TO USERS: offenders shall face punishments ranging frm emptying 20kg of water frm cactus bottles at the fun place to being kicked/ spanked/ whacked on the butt.
