.Monday, December 24, 2007 ' 10:12 PM
Tomorrow at midnight exactly, a fat man dressed all in red and white will be spotted on people's roof all over SML Land. This man whom wish to keep his name secret (we all know he is Santa clause), will be bringing to all the kids who have behaved themselves for the past year.
When SML Times reporter travelled to the North Pole to ask him how was his preparation for this year's donation of presents, he say that he has encountered some difficulties. First, he was unable to get the required number of reindeer for his sledge as illegal poaching have caused the reindeer population to drop greatly. Thus this year, he has used a pair of JAGUARS to pull his sledge. This pair of jaguars have special anthers tied to their head so that they look like reindeers.
Next, there was a lack in Christmas spirit this year as many people have forgot about Christmas and are instead celebrating New Years Day on 25th Dec. They thought Christmas was on 1st Jan. This lack of Christmas spirit may cause the people to not welcome Santa when he lands on their roof top. However, this problem will be solved later as SML Times will be making an official announcement that tomorrow is Christmas.
Third, due to the heavy fog problem, Santa's flight may be hindered as like many flights from the various airports in the Northern hemisphere. However, SML scientists have invented a wind-powered fan to help blow the fog away so that Santa will be able to take flight.
Last, the elves had went on strike a week before due to low pay (their wages is US$100000000000000000000 per hour). They were able to get the US$100000000000000000001 per hour they wanted just in time, so they still have to rush in order to pack all the presents.
As you can see, in order to get the Christmas presents you wanted, Santa, and the SML scientists and SML Times and the jaguars, have put in so much effort. We wish that you will treasure all the presents you receive, even if it is just a rotten banana skin.
Once again,
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!
