.Saturday, January 5, 2008 ' 9:13 PM
An old auntie was seen taken o the SML Execution Playground to be killed today. Before her death by drinking liquid nitrogen, she screamed "those ppl so noisy, so i killed the Principal ma, lol, like this oso muz be executed.
Upon investigation by SML Reporters, this old auntie named Lao An Tee, murdered the Joker Senior Collegue's (JSC) principal and was thus sentenced to death. (one second of silence pls!)
It was known that JSC was holding is daily orientation programme, Lao An Tee, who lived near the school, complained that the students always attempt to wake her up from her morning nap by doing cheers. The cheers were loud enough to create echos as the sound bounced off the walls of the flats near the school. This echo disturbed Lao An Tee greatly, and she was unable to have a good morning's sleep. Thus, Lao An Tee decided to murder the JSC's principal as revenge.
The murder was done in the school's air-conditioned toilet. The principal, Mr Xiao Zhang, was knocked out with a soft toy when he went to the toilet to eat his lunch from his lunch box. he was then brutally poked by Lao An Tee with her finger until he died.
Lao An Tee attempted to escape the school, but triggered the 1036254946293693 alarms put around the school, which notified he SMLP, leading to her arrest. She was trialed immediately and then sentenced to death.
According to SML Law, those who murder others by poking will be execution by drinking liquid helium, however, due to the current helium shortage crisis, liquid nitrogen was used in this execution.
