.Wednesday, January 30, 2008 ' 10:00 PM
An old old old old old young girl has called the SML Times to warn people about a new computer virus that has been infecting her computer and the computer's family and friends. This virus has been named as the 180 Degrees Virus, named so because it turns the image on the computer's monitor screen 180 degrees, which causes severe difficulty in reading.
SML Computer Company (SMLCC), has advised all computers contacted with this virus to be quarantined so that the virus will not spread to other computers via air borne spores or physical contact. It is known that this kind of virus has the capability to be spread through human carriers. The virus enters the humans blood when the human has physical contact with the computer. Then, the computers the marked human touch later will also be infected with the virus. It is known that the virus does not have any effects on the human carrier, it only affects computers.
Mean while, SMLCC experts have suggested several ways to temporary solve the problem caused by the computer. They are listed as follow:
1) Turn your computer screen 180 degrees
2) Stick your chair to the roof, then glue your butt to the chair
3) Wear inverted glasses
4) Use a converging lens to invert the image on the screen
5) Throw your computer down from 100m
6) Whack your computer with newspaper
7) Whack your computer with your hand
8) Whack your computer with a hammer
9) Whack your computer with a hand grenade
10) Whack your computer with an atomic bomb
11) Buy a new computer.
We hope SML Land residents will work together to help fight this virus and stop the endless infection. Now an improved version of the well known PCK song on SARS:
180 is a virus, i wan to minus
No more surprises, so just
Use your brain use your brain use your brain!!!
