.Monday, January 28, 2008 ' 9:54 PM
On 24 January 2008, a group of students (a very very very large group) wearing the outdated uniform for
SML High School is seen entering the school. They were seen heading towards the hall of the school and seating down to listen to a mysterious briefing.
According to the principal, this group of students are receiving their
OLL (Ordinary Laming Level) Examination results. Shortly after 2.00pm, the students were seen doing one of three distinct actions.
The first was to do the 'Y' stance and shout the words 'Ya-Ta' as loud as possible. When our reporters asked one student why he has done this action, he told us that he has received a L2R6 of 72 for laming, getting A9 for each of his sub-laming subjects, and will thus be able to enter one of the top Laming
JCs in
SML Land.
The second action was to allow a rain cloud to shower on the person without using an umbrella or raincoat. When asked why this happened, the wet students say that their L2R6 of 8 will only allow them to secure an important job like being a president or minister of a country outside
SML Land. They will not be able to further their studies in
SML Land and will be forced to migrate outside
SML Land on scholarships.
The third action is to ask a short and simple question-'Huh, wad is this?' This group of students whom did this action asked us what the piece of paper given to them was for. When they finally understand what the important piece of paper was for, they asked us what
OLL Examination was for. When our reporters finishing explaining what the
OLL was, they ask us when they can take the examination.
What ever the results is, one thing is for sure ---
SML Times wish you all the best with your
olevel results and... ... dun forget to smile:)
