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.Thursday, January 31, 2008 ' 9:59 PM
A police car was seen parked out side Penguin High School on 24th January 2008 at 2359hrs. Just a few hours before this incident, fireworks were seen shooting out from Penguin High Schools classrooms. There was also the unmistakeable sound of fire crackers.

A woman by the name of Woncee was arrested by the police. According to the police, Woncee was playing with fire crackers and fire works that night in the classrooms, without lighting a bonfire in the classroom, which was a direct violation to SML Law, Section 1.2.4.6.8, Line 1234---firecrackers and fire works cannot be played together inside a classroom at the same time, unless a bonfire is lighted in the classroom.

Woncee told our reporters that she has decided to light fire crackers and fire works in the classroom because she has lost a bet with her students that if everyone of the students get A9 for OLL Hydro ChLoroflication (HCL) examination, she will play with fire crackers and fire works in the classroom. In the end, all the students received an A9.

However, the students stole all the firewood, thus Woncee could not light a bonfire. Having no choice, Woncee had to violate the law in order to satisfy her students.

Woncee was sentenced to 1 day jail in the Super Court. However, Woncee has already appealled for a lighter sentence as she has just become a mother to a new born child. The Super Court's judges are considering her appeal.

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