.Tuesday, January 22, 2008 ' 10:08 PM
A recent survey showed that 101% of 2008 JC1 students are suffering from nervous breakdown. SML Times conducted the survey yesterday at Penguin JC. The students told our reporters that they are very stressed because they will be receiving their GCE 'O' level results soon. Some of the students even suffer from stomcah ache (*cover tooth), headache (*cover stomach) and toothache (*cover forehead). One student even demonstrated to our reporter that his whole body pain, by using his right forefinger to poke various parts of his body.
However, Penguin JC's principle cum vice principle cum head of arts cum head of sciences cum head of physical training cum canteen stall operator cum toilet cleaner cum student, Mr Lin Bei, told our reporter ," This is nonsense, the students dun suffer from any headache, stomachache, toothache or whole bidy pain. Its only their dhand pain so they use various parts of their body to cover their hand. They received this hand-ache due to writing too much during their o level examination for English, Mother Tongue, Math, A Math, Physics, Biology, Chemistry, Social Studies, Elective Geog/Hist/E Lit/C Lit/M Lit/T Lit, and pure humanities. So is not olevel result coming out make them have this pain de."
However, Mr Lin Bei's argument is not very convicing as there is no proof. Also, other that even if he did have proof, he also did not explain how his proof actually link to his argument. Thus he is advised to use the burger model to help him rewrite his argument. (GP Stuff)
SML Times reporters has also found out some interesting ways in which the students try to keep calm. This include reading books, watching television, watching movies, sleeping, eating doing homework and reading textbooks.
There were alos students doing the traditional way of keeping calm, such as telling lame, sick, dirty and cold joke, revising their olevel papers and looking out for their mistakes, toking with friends about the olevel results, sharing tales on the bad outcome to those who did not get L1R5 6 for their olevel... ... and the lists go on.
*please note any typo, spelling mistake, error in spelling, wrong configuration of words, incorrect spelling, unusual way to write a word, lousy spelling and anything wrong is caused purely by the writers nervous sate of mind when writing this article*
