.Sunday, January 6, 2008 ' 3:15 PM
SANTA WAS SPOTTED YESTERDAY IN SML LAND!!
According to our sources, santa was first spotted at ntuc fairprice where he tried to bargain for chocolate money. An angry NTUC cashier told us that the usual price for a packet ot the chocolate mony was arnd 2 dollars and santa wanted to get it for 50cents! after having his offer rejected, santa threw a tantrum and let his reindeers trample the cashier before koping all the chocolate candy in the store and riding to his second destination
A middle-aged man. Lau Ang Kou, told sml reporters that he saw santa in chinatown buying a new robe and a black hat at around 3pm yesterday.
"he dam stylo man....i even took a picture wif him and made him signed it."
(our colleagues are currently printing the scanning the picture)
[
OI SOMEONE DRAW SANTA AND LAUANGKO PLZ, i lousy at drawing!!]At around 6pm, santa was spotted again at orchard road. However his motive for visitng orchard has remained unknown. SML has reported multiple stories some saying he went for a shave and getting his hair dyed black at lucky plaza, some saying that he went into takashiyama to buy a new PS3 to play at home when he bo liao and also some saying he went to a study center there for chinese tuition. However, we know one thing is for sure...SANTA is preparing for the CHINESE NEW YEAR!!!
too be continued....
