.Monday, February 25, 2008 ' 9:56 PM
AngPao 2008
SML Land
Due to the improvement in economy yesterday in SML Land, the SML government JAP(Jaguar Action Party) has come up with the AngPao 2008 project. In this project, all residents og SML Land, be it the poor, rich, not poor not rich; clever, stupid, not clever not stupid; lame, not lame, not lame but not not lame; enthu, wet-blankets, not enthu but not AP; young, old, not young not old... ... will all be receiving AngPaos from the JAP government. However, the amount given to each person will differ, depending on how much the person has contributed to the economy of SML Land.
For example, the lame, enthu people will receive more money as compared to the not lame and AP type of people. Clever people and stupid people will receive more money that the not clever and not stupid type of people. The age of the person will not affect how much he will receive.
SML reporters found out from the residents that most were very happy with project AngPao 2008. An old aunty named OlAnTee told us :"I very happy... .. i received SML$1000000000000000000 from the government leh. Now i can go buy what ever i want to buy now."
Another person, Mr EnthuKia told us :" Because I am very enthu, the government has awarded me with SML$100000000000000000000, this money has spurred me to be more enthu. Long Live JAP!!!!!"
However, there were some that were unhappy with this project. A person named Mr UnAnnToo told us :" The government not fair de, I only vandalise public property ma, and i not very enthu de. Some more I never break the law the, I just smoke in air-con room, bus, train, ship, and plane only ma. And I just go rob bank once or twice only. The the goverment never give me a nice AngPao. They just give me a SML$-1000000000000000000000000000 AngPao. This is not enough, the number is so small!!! I dun like the government!!!"
However, what ever you may think of the government for launching project AngPao 2008, most of you will be happy with what you have received form the government.
