.Tuesday, February 5, 2008 ' 9:43 PM
There have been two seperate cases of robbery committed today in SML Land.
The first robbery happened at SML Bank, where 888888888888888888888 AngPaos containing SML$88888888888888888888888 each were stolen by a man armed with an axe. The man was wearing a scouts uniform, with the words CHARLIE printed at the back. He took the AngPaos and ran into a waiting get away gorilla. There have been no clue to where he has escaped to. Cleaners have been hired to sweep away a trail of gorilla hair the lead all the way to where CHARLIE has went to.
It is understood that the AngPaos were orginally for the ChaiShenYe, who will be distributing the AngBaos to the residents of SML Land. However, they are lost now.
The second case happened at the SML Supermarket, where 888888888888888888 oranges were stolen from the orange trees for sale in the supermarket. This time, the robber was a girl named MONICA, who was armed with a hand to touch people. She also used the hand to pluck the oranges. However, the fresh and good quialty oranges for sale beside the trees were untouched. Again, there was no lead for the police. Cleaners were agained hired to rub off the orange juice splashed onto the ground, which lead all the way to MONICA's home.
The orange trees for sale were orginally to be sold so that the buyers can pluck off the oranges.
"These robbers so bo liao. Rob the shops le still muz leave the trails for me to clean," a cleaner who has been hired to clean both crime scenes told our reporters.
SML Police spokesman told our reporters that they have not got a single clue to why the AngPaos and Oranges were stolen. However, a possible situation is that the AngPaos and oranges were taken so that CHARLIE can give them to his students who will be visiting him during Chinese New Year.
