This message goes out to all those who wish to read it It is SOMEONE's birthday on MONDAY 31th March So if you wan to do good because if feels good to do good... ... join Jaguar and a group of people to spam the birthday girls handphone at 0000hrs on 31th March!!!!!!
SML TIMES out.
. ' 10:18 PM
The hunt for FCC have began again... ... After today's incident of the revival of FCC, the SML Government has again asked all SML citizens to be on their guard.
They also hope that if you see anyone or anything that FCC maybe related to, meaning his father, mother, brother, sister, current schoolmate, previous schoolmate, future schoolmate, boyfriend(s), girlfriend(s), gayfriend(s), lesfriend(s)... ... pet dog, pet cat, pet donkey, pet pig, pet monkey, pet's pet dog, pet's pet cat... ... slaves, masters, teachers, FChoc, FToffee, FSweet, FLolipop, FBiscuit... ... toilet bowl, drinking cup (aka toilet bowl), water bottle (aka drinking cup), and the list goes on... ... please inform the SML Police.
So do remember to inform the SMLP, you will get a free candy cane when you give us useful information!!!
SML TIMES out.
. ' 12:42 PM
warning! warning!
Fashion a.k.a Fashion candy cane (FCC) has been spotted at VivoCity by SMLtimes very own part time reporters!!
They were slacking around at vivocity after going back to the SML homeground(where 4e classroom was) to get a green slip of laminated paper. As the two of them were walking around vivocity , they spotted a large T shaped stage at the centre of Vivocity. WHat's worse is that the words" WHERE FASHION COMES ALIVE" were boldly plastered onto a black box situated on the stage.
" EH? i thot FCC died long ago liao??" one of our reporters heard a little boy ,who was wearing a blue handkechief mask, said to his very fashionable mother who was wearing a dark blue cap.
Rumors has it that FCC's body had been retrieved by unknown and random ppl and apparently, these unknown and random ppl were going to make the dead FCC come alive by dressing him/it in random and unknown costumes...
However, due to the explicit and gory content of this act, actual pictures of FCC coming alive were not taken. In fact, our hardworking/intelligent reporters left before the "show" had actually begun in order not to contaminate their eyes.
To get more infomation about FCC coming alive, pls call the usual number that ends with 913.. -_=
The police and Mr SMLock Holmes and working very closing to investigate who are these unknown and random ppl causing FCC to come alive. Those who have more information or have actually watched the gory process of FCC coming alive, pls call the unusual number that also always ends with 913.
Two person were seen at the BEST shop in Vivo City today. They told our reporters that they had travelled from Harbour Front, to Harbour City, Vivo front and finally to Vivo City. They have travelled there on a very important mission.
First, the flew jey planes to shoot down enemy bombers and helicopters. However one of them gave up and went instead to fight a soccer battle with another enemy, but he lost zero to two.
Then, they joined racing games, burping games, tossing bombs, stepping of ants and bumping each other.
Finally, they ended their mission by wrecking the whole city with a sticky ball.
A passerby told us :" These guys saved our city... ... if it was not for them, the bombers would have destroyed our home land. If only they were more careful with the sticky ball, they would not have sticked many many many people onto the ball."
SML TIMES out.
.Saturday, March 22, 2008 ' 11:00 PM
Two man were seen collecting gears, motors and shafts. When SML Reporters asked them what they were doing, they told our reporters that they were making a secret machine. This machine, that make use of a revolutionary new source of power --- solar power, will be able to travel at the speed of its energy source.
The two man hope that the machine will allow them to win the World Solar Formula Racing (WSFR) that will be help next Saturday. This competition is a invitation based competition, and competitors will receive a letter from the organiser. At the same time, they will also receive the materials --- a solar motor and two solar panel. All they have to do is to create a machine with the materials that can move as slow as possible.
However, the two man were seen experiencing technical problems. They had shortened the wires that connect the motor to the solar panel, and now the motor do not seem to work. However, this two person were extremely confident in winning. "If the organiser is so screwed up, the competitors would not be tough. We will beat them," one of them told us.
If you wish to watch the competition, please visit the Toapayoh EAST CC on 29th March anytime between 12am to 12am.
SML TIMES out.
.Thursday, March 20, 2008 ' 9:25 PM
Here is the movie we've all been waiting for, sry yun, cant find a suitable pig head to cover ur face.... ..... y process so long de... ....
SML TIMES out.
.Wednesday, March 19, 2008 ' 6:19 PM
Internet protocol: Tutorial 1: Basic Sign Language.
Sad Face: =( or :( Cry: ='( or :'( or D': Happy: =D or :D
SML TIMES out.
.Friday, March 14, 2008 ' 9:59 PM
Two person were seen having a fight in SML Land today. One of them wore dark blue clothes, a cap and covered his face with a blue napkin. He wield an umbrella sword. The other person wore white clothes and he used a cloth punching claw. After exchanging several blows, they realised that fighting did not get them anywhere. The had to do something else.
They were then seen going to the SML Poker Playing Area (PPA), and they had a game of poker. They started putting a small bid of SML$10000, and moved up to SML$2000000 during their second bid. During the last bid, both of them threw in all their tiles into the jackpot.
In the end, the man in white won the game of poker with 7 pair. While he cheered, the man in dark blue gave a long moan. At the same time, a strange sound which sounded like "pause pause pause" was heard.
It is not known where this two man have went to after the poker game. Some think they went to eat, some say they went to play computer games. Even more puzzling was the reason to why they fought. And he strange "pause" sound could also not be explained.
Anyone who have information on this incident please call 1800-555-913555315
SML TIMES out.
. ' 5:33 PM
My holidays are gone. Yours too. Shut up now for their sake.
We joy for the death of Fashion Candy Cane (FCC) the villian that first made his apperance on SML Times on the night before Christmas Last Year. He almost managed to defeat the SML Rangers, and plunged SML Land in great chaos. He has also escaped from the SML Prison several times. He died in a Candy Machine accident. 1 minute of celebration please.
A body have been discovered floating down the chocolate river in SML Times. After the SMLP retrieved the body, the SML forensics scientists examined the body. They discovered that the body has been highly candified beyond any hope of repair. DNA tests indicate that the body belong to the fugitive FCC.
On the same day, the candy factory at the source of the chocolate river reported an attempted robbery. A man dressed in akido gi and wearing a pair of sun glasses entered the factory. He used akido moves and attacked the security guards. Having overcome the guards, he made his way towards the candy making machine and attempted to remove the candy core from the machine. However, he forgot to wear the required safety attire-- karate gi, taekwando gi, ninjado gi, candy-do gi or chocolate-do gi, and was candified on the spot. His body then dropped into the chocolate river and was never ever seen again.
Since no other people were reported dropping into the chocolate river and drowning, it is assumed that FCC was the person dressed in akido gi. It is thought that he was attempting to obtain the candy core from the candy making machine to give his candifying powers a boost. However, due to the inappropriate attire he was wearing, he ended up getting candified by the candy core.
SML Candy factory also warns the public that in order to handle the candy core, a person must wear any Gi except akido gi.
SML TIMES out.
.Tuesday, March 11, 2008 ' 7:25 PM
Ladies and Gentlemen, introducing our first ever Tagger of the Month!
"We'll miss him"
Congratulations MR TAN HIOK YANG.
Contributions to SML Times Online Edition: 1) Fantastic Drawings 2) Actively adds on to discussions on tagboard
Why the SML board chose him: 1) He was not in our class photo featured on the previous post 2) He has artistic talent
Mr Tan Hiok Yang, please claim your prize from Jolene and Zhixuan who will belt out a rendition of "Phantom Of The Opera" specially just for you. SML Times Online will not be held responsible for any damage caused as a result. Cheers people! Happy Holidays
SML TIMES out.
.Monday, March 10, 2008 ' 11:50 PM
wheeeeee!! this is the 100th post on sml times online edition x)
just want to wish everyone happy hols(: but don't play too much and neglect your work yeah. we work hard and play hard.
awmaaaan i miss 4E! hope everyone's having a good time in their new schools yeah. 4E rock on(:
SML TIMES out.
.Monday, March 3, 2008 ' 10:20 PM
It has been several days since FCC escaped. However, no trace of him has been found. The SMLP have send billions of sms, mms, video calls and emails to people of SML Land. The SMLP, SML Samurai, SML Armed Force and SML Ranger have worked day and hard. Ye, FCC remains missing.
Our experts have come up with several theories on why FCC could not be found.
1) FCC was killed when tortured by the SMLP when they were trying to find out where his fashionable gang were hidden at. To cover their trail in this murder, the SMLP have come up with the story of FCC escaping and never been found any more.
2) The SMLP have allowed FCC o escape so that they can track him escaping to his fashionable gang's hide out and arrest them all.
3) The SML Rangers have been secretly helping FCC escape in exchange for his tasty candy secret recipe.
4) FCC's body disintegrated when he was trapped in the jail house when the earthquake struck. He never escaped.
Here are just some of the most uncommon theories, there are many more. However, whether we will ever know the where abouts of FCC, only time will tell.
SML TIMES out.
.Saturday, March 1, 2008 ' 10:43 PM
A new virus has been spreading through out the SML InternetWork (SMLIW). According to those whose computer has been infected, the virus has spread from computer to computer by the online messenger SML Messenger (SMLM).
A computer patient emailed our SML email to tell our reporter that a "friend" from his contact list talked to him via SMLM, however, the only thing the friend said is a weird website. Upon typing a reply, our computer patient was infected with the virus.
Soon, other people from his contact list talked to him, asking him 'what was that?', even though he did not talk to them. This shows that the virus has the ability to talk to the people from the contact lists by themselves, thus allowing itself to spread like a virus across the Internet.
So far, there have been 315 reported cases of virus infection. However, there maybe many more unreported cases. Due to the fact that the virus spread via online messenger, experts has given the virus the name Messenger Associated Disease or MAD in short. Computers that have become MAD are to be quarantined immediately. If you have any information or idea in stopping this virus, please sms Jaguar Warrior or call 1800-913-5555555.
SML TIMES out.
WELCOME(:
A timeless creation by Jaguar Warrior, Miao, KK Fingersmith and perhaps Keith(?). SML Online is the online version of the famous SML Times and Revivals which was usually written on discarded foolscap paper backs. No matter what, it is still out to brighten its faithful readers' day and let everyone have a good(lame) laugh. Yup, ITS BACK AGAIN!!
But this time round, we're bringing sexy back. Yeah dude. It's all cool (cause of the lameness? i donch know).
