.Wednesday, March 12, 2008 ' 9:47 PM
A body have been discovered floating down the chocolate river in SML Times. After the SMLP retrieved the body, the SML forensics scientists examined the body. They discovered that the body has been highly candified beyond any hope of repair. DNA tests indicate that the body belong to the fugitive FCC.
On the same day, the candy factory at the source of the chocolate river reported an attempted robbery. A man dressed in akido gi and wearing a pair of sun glasses entered the factory. He used akido moves and attacked the security guards. Having overcome the guards, he made his way towards the candy making machine and attempted to remove the candy core from the machine. However, he forgot to wear the required safety attire-- karate gi, taekwando gi, ninjado gi, candy-do gi or chocolate-do gi, and was candified on the spot. His body then dropped into the chocolate river and was never ever seen again.
Since no other people were reported dropping into the chocolate river and drowning, it is assumed that FCC was the person dressed in akido gi. It is thought that he was attempting to obtain the candy core from the candy making machine to give his candifying powers a boost. However, due to the inappropriate attire he was wearing, he ended up getting candified by the candy core.
(For more information on FCC, please refer to
http://sml-times.blogspot.com/2007_12_01_archive.html where the whole thing on FCC started)
SML Candy factory also warns the public that in order to handle the candy core, a person must wear any Gi except akido gi.
