.Saturday, April 19, 2008 ' 10:47 PM
Battle of The CoffeeShop (Not S11)
Students vs aunty
A group of students were seen battling an aunty at a coffeeshop at 1230pm 19th April 2008. The battle was located at a smaller coffeeshop opposite the Seven11 along the trade route from Bedok MRT to TJC.
This group of students were seen buying bubble tea from a stall beside the coffeeshop. However, when they were about to dig into their food at the coffeeshop (NOT the bubble tea), an aunty came up to them and wanted to con them into thinking they have just committed a crime and have to pay a fine of $1.
She pointed at a notice on the walls of the coffeeshop saying" No outside food or beverages is to be CONSUMED in the coffeeshop". The students argued that they did not drink their bubble tea, thus they did not commit the crime. However, the aunty say that she do not care and that they are committing the crime by simply bringing the bubble tea into the coffeeshop.
This lead to a heated argument between the students and the aunty. The aunty threatened to call the school that the students came from, but she did not know what school the students came from. It seems that the full uniform and badges the students wore helped them to prevent the aunty from knowing what school they were from.
The students fought back bravely. In the end, the aunty lost the battle as she was unable to get the money, nor was she able to stop the students from drinking the bubble tea.
SML experts say that there are several reason that the aunty may have wanted to con the students:
1) The business was doing badly, and the aunty desperately needed money.
2) The aunty forgot to wear her spectacles and read the word 'consumed' as 'brought'.
3) The aunty learnt in the past from her teacher that the word 'consume' means to bring something to somewhere.
4) The aunty belongs to the KPH Clan.
5) The aunty eat full nothing to do.
6) The aunty was playing truth or dare.
However, what ever the reason, SML Times is organising a boycott on the coffeeshop. SML Times reporter Jaguar Warrior will be happy to show all where the coffeeshop is located at.
This is an article based on the real life event that happened at the place described at the time described.
