.Wednesday, April 16, 2008 ' 9:57 PM
Battle of S11
Aunty vs Ah ma
A furious argument took place in JE S11 today night at around 910p.m. Our reporter was live at the scene of the argument but had to be evacuated due to the rising violence.
According to our reporter, the argument was between three drink stall aunty and a customer ah ma who was dressed in dark purple top and jeans. It stated when the ah ma asked for a drink. When the first aunty brought over the drink, one or more of the following reasons may have started the argument:
1) The aunty was rude to the Ah ma
2) The Ah ma say she did not know the price of the drink and thought it cost just 1cent.
3) The Ah ma very fast (derived from speed aunty from the library, a.k.a. K**P**Hag(KPH))
4) The Ah ma wanted green tea, but the aunty brought coke.
Anyway, the argument soon heated up. The Ah ma was seen using an attack called pointing fingers at incorrect direction. The aunty could not handle the stress, and called over a partner. Her partner, another aunty, tried to fight back, but also could not make it. In the end, she also called for friendly help. A third aunty arrived on the scene. She had a fierce argument with the Ah Ma. Both of them were seen doing strange dances in which they made weird waving hand movements and spoke loudly but not clearly. Thus our reporter was unable to understand what they were saying.
In the end, SML Times HQ called for the reporter to be evacuated by an escort of F4 Phantom, F6 Hellcat, F8 Crusader, F15 Eagle, F16 Falcon, F18 Hornet and F22 Raptor fighters. Just as the flying escort left the scene, major war broke out. The ending is still unknown, but SML Times promise to TRY ITS BEST to find out.
This story is based on a actual incident that happened in Jurong East S11 Coffeeshop on 16th April 2008 at around 2110 hours.
