.Monday, April 7, 2008 ' 7:43 PM
SML times has recently noticed many students in jc1 stressing over their PI-premehmermamee ideash(as pronounced by mr chng) and thus have decided to come up with some tips and suggestions in hope of helping pupils get a good grade(F) =D
Ideas for task1:
1)journey of how a group of people played 'connect' and linked ppl up at the grandstand and in a class of RV.
significant impact:kena caught by teachers and became smarter aka send lookout
msg delivered:next time open dens be smart
planned journey: gambling camp =D
2)journey of how fashion hero became fashion hero
significant impact: he became fashionable
msg delivered: its not easy being fashionable
source evidence that can be collected:interview with fashion hero
planned journey: stay-over at fashion's house and let him help you with a complete makeover(gender change included too!!)
3) journey of how sheng yang passed his days with a SHAVED leg
significant impact: mental and emotional torture led godgoat realise the important of his hair
msg delivered:treasure ur hair
planned journey: shave everyone's hair to let them experience the mental and emotional journey shengyang went through
Ideas for Task 2:
1) Modernisation of "linking ppl" in RV
positive impacts on RV student body:can find sth to kill time
how to be extended: open carnival to promote linking of ppl
2)Modernisation of SML time (HIGHLY RECOMMENDED!!!)
positive impacts: produced more laughter, lightened atmosphere..allow a passage for unhappy morons to vent their anger and for idiot who jiak bao bo xi zhuo to kill time(looks at jw)
how to be extended: invite more writers and readers (DUH)
3)modernisation of teaching methods of LTsquare(LTLT)
NEGATIVE IMPACTS: bored students to death, induce sleep and stupor, confusion among students, failure....ETC ETC....(sml times compiled a list of 10000+ negative impacts from this modernisation but the typer thumb got blister so cannot type all)
positive impacts: led to the modernisation of SML TIMES!!!
how to be prevented:"LTLT....u tmr no nid come skool liao, i let u have a.....long holiday....so to speak..=D"
Tips:
1) Dont rite ur essay in tis kind of eng, sure fail one LA
2) Try to keep ur sentences short and to the point, meaning dont beat around the bush and turn here turn there, which will affect the mood of the reader or confuse them such that they will not know what u are trying to tell them and what is the point of you writing this long sentence.
3)important sentence structure is let people what talking about understand
4)And....never start ur sentences with "and"
5)Rmbr what u are writing...do not go off to-.......wonder what's tmr's lunch
6)remember to include your credits at the end (e.g. i would like to thank my mom, my dad, my sis, my bro, my granddad. my grandmom, my uncle, my auntie, my cousin, my friends, my friend's friends, my friend's friend's friends....etc)
7)Leave ur name..i dun care whether u are called ahkow or ahbu, u dun leave name =0marks
WE hope u have enjoyed reading this post and found the tips and suggestions useful. Any comments can be left at the tagboard and SML times will review and add on to our list ASAP...THANKS =D
