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.Saturday, May 31, 2008 ' 10:12 PM

A list of new words have appeared in SML Land, and SML times have compiled some of them to form a new language called SMLish. Here are some of the words including secret words and hidden meanings from this new language and their meaning:

1) 52 pieces of plastic/paper with four patterns on them --- u noe wad, cards
2) making connection --- play bridge
3) sentry duty --- look out for the you-noe-whos during card games
4) enchi, enchi, enchi ... ... --- special hinting method to partner in all card games, but not guaranteed to be effective.
5) 1 o'clock, 2 o'clock, 3 o'clock... ... --- not time, but direction
6) 6 o'clock --- someone right behind u, better do something about it, especially in a dogfight
7) Red Bandits --- enemies, especially MiGs and fashionmanics
8) Henshin --- transform, said before you prepare to attack someone; math topic transformation
9) Kick, Thunder, Mach --- warning to enemies that you are about to kick them
10) vertically superior --- describes naisheng
11) vertically inferior --- describes jolene mojojojo ace
12) horizontally inferior --- describes fashion hero
13) horizontally superior --- describes sumos cos i cant tink of the person yet
14) Time for Time Force --- random words said before the next words
15) TimeForce/ShadowForce Megazord Sword/Gun mode --- some more random words continuing from above and connecting to e next words
16) Your time is up!!! --- continue from above, the lesson is over, the lecturer turns back into a doll (pls refer to power ranger time force)
17) Exceed Charge --- say this before whacking anyone in any method (hongkuang is a true follower of this rule)
18) Fashion Fashion, Fashion Hero .... .... --- special fashion cheer
19) Slash, thunder... ... Burning divide --- a mock at kids central for lousy translation

SML TIMES out.

.Friday, May 16, 2008 ' 10:16 PM

Its is slightly under 7 months since the SML Online version has been launched, and SML Times have compiled a list of the 50 most influential, lame, extra people in SML land. Just read on:

1)ShengHui - shengy aka tattoo mole
2)Hannah - chicken and pig's best fren.
3)YanTing - the twins( yawn n yun) de AHMU
4)GaoHan - Han Han
5)XiaoYun - yun/The dealer in poker movie
6)Jiangwei - JW chicken little
7)ChouYin - hongkuangCAO LING /ancestor
8)TianTian - Sweeeeeeeeeet and Brainiac#1
9)YuXian - Cow aka ex cow lover
10)YiZhu - Chu! /one bamboo
11)Evonne - Ah MA
12)YuHui - Hippo aka atashi baka
13)Jolene - Mojojo but not ace
14)ShaoYue - Brainiac#2
15)YanRu - YAWN!!!! sleepy... ...
16)TangNi - seriously SML Times dun noe her well, but shes still influential
17)PeiChan - Pee or pig or PersonalComputer or chicken's best fren
18)XiaoMeng - Bio super star and XM
19)ZhiXuan - Mary and related to being straightforward (being frank)
20)Candy - Owner of candy empire?? host of 2008 June 4E outing
21)Yijiu - ONE NINE!
22)FangHui - HAM!
23)Yixin - one heart
24)ZhouYou - Yoyo
25)ChenXiao - Xiao GE (brother Xiao)
26)ZhengYu - JIE JIE/ The guy who hate chem and bio and know almost all the female scholars in tj
27)NaiSheng - Talllllllll guy (to bad jo), Brainiac#3 , jie fu's qing fu
28)BinXin - Icy Heart/ DustbinSTAR
29)Kenneth - KenDo but cant play with swords, fingersmith big bully etc...
30)HiokYang (Tried v hard not to type ShengYang) - God Goat the gay fast guy
31)HongKuang - "God" & walking dogfight encyclopedia/ HONGKUANGcaoling
32)ZhiHao - Erm... ... ZHZHZHZHZHZH the green ring
33)MingHao - ChairMan Mao Mask Kamen Lamer... ...
34)FashionHero (sorry couldn't resist) - TJC, surprisingly his initials is my sch... ... AH GONG
35)YangJin - One word difference from my name... ... Brainiac#4 / PAPA
36)Jingwei - jaguar, ninja, dogfighter, tjcian!!!
37)ZheHeng - Jeff, sister's husband./Jie Fu. Brainiac#5
38)Si Noob - quote 'jw u actually got a2 for ur eng... ...'
39)WangC - Hum Ji Kia, undercover spy to tjc.
40)Charlie - ChngChng, chimpanzee master
41)LTLT - LTLT, heavy weight ballerina
42)Hween Jie - Water woman, Hydroxide Acid... ...
43)LaiLai - LaiLai curry fish head!!!
44)CaL - Strong and healthy bones
45)TWT - Geo monopolist
46)Who ever it was - elective hist teacher
47)FCC - Fashion Candy Cane the evil
48)SML Ninja - hannah's creation
49)SML Samurai - Jaguar's creation
50)Shim - alien from outer space cum mysterious visiter to SML Times.
( 51) soh - fav tcher of 4E=))) )

SML TIMES out.

.Thursday, May 15, 2008 ' 9:59 PM

In order to maintain SML Land's Air force's air superiority, the SML scientist have come up with a series of new locally built air crafts. Previously SML Air Force used F/A22 Raptors and MiG 35s, but these were considered outdated and they proved no match against hostile fighters such as the FashionMark4.

The new series of planes are listed below:

1) SmL6 Jaguar
role: Joint strike fighter (aka dogfighter)
Max speed: Mach 137 (very very very fast)
Other features: Full stealth capabilities including invisibility and silence. Spot Stealth capabilities. Orange with black spots shield.

2) SmL9 FlyingKen

role: multi purpose fighter (another name for a dogfighter that can be used as a bomber etc..)

Max speed : Mach 126 (very very very fast but not as fast)

Other features: No stealth capability, but have blinding capability. Can be used as dogfighter or bomber or transport.

3) SmL152 Mask Kamen
role: Fighter bomber.... ... more of bomber
Max speed: Mach 67 (very fast, buy alot slower)
Other features: can carry alot of bombs and missiles. Full stealth capabilities. The 1st bomber built by SML land with a gun!!!!! So it can dogfight. Flys with a mask.

4) SmL537 HolyHegaKord
role: MegaZord
Max speed: Mach 98 (faster but not fast enough)
Other features: Comes armed with guns, lasers, swords and more. Can fly, can swim, can jump, can run, can dance, can sing, can fight, cannot whack mosquitoes and flying ants( as proven by a test flight done in tjc hall not long ago).

5) SmL335 GoatEye
role: spy and surveillance
Max Speed: Mach 1000 (very very very very gay gay fast!!!! just like god goat)
Other features: alot of cameras and microphones to spy and eavesdrop on ppl.

6)SmL1d10t Fashionator
role: Able to demoralise enemies because it is so DAMN fashionable
Max Speed: same as "flying coffin" =D
Other features: Absence of weapons, stealth capability, spying equipments, wings, pilot, tail, wheels, and sometimes an engine...(basically it's got nothing)
HOWEVER, it is SO DAMN FASHIONABLE...great paint job with multiple layers of vinyl =D

SML TIMES out.

.Monday, May 5, 2008 ' 9:47 PM

This is a list of tests and examinations that will be taken by students during the 'S' Level Examinations:

1) SPA
You know it, test of how you can relax in a spa. Ranging from hot springs to mud baths to Jacuzzis. The better you relax. the better you score for this test.

2) Mock test
This test is a test of your mocking abilities. Either you mock the examiners or you will be mocked at by them. Thus it is advised an aggressive mocking altitude is to be taken during this test.

3) National Anti-Pirates Harassment Assessment (NAPHA)
Taken by all ninjas in the NvP (Ninjas vs Pirates) battle. This test is to be taken so that the examiners can assess whether you are worthy enough to hunt pirates.

4) Musical instrument grading
Take your musical instrument and take part in this grading. You start with a white belt instrument and gradually move up to black belt and up to 10 dans.

5) Bathing Examination
Test on how many types of bath you can make. Important ones include water bath, mud bath, oil bath, bathe tub bath etc.

6) Test Examination
Test on the different tests. This include math test, physics test, chemistry test, biology test, language test, economics test, literature test, Benedict's test, test for starch, test for fat, test for protein, lime water test, litmus test and so on... ...

May all students study hard and do well for their tests and examinations.

PS, i just flunk my phy test.

SML TIMES out.

.Saturday, May 3, 2008 ' 10:36 PM

Several movies have been launched in SML Land lately. SML Times Entertainment Task Force (TETF) have watched the movies and did a brief review on the movies. (Warning: may contain spoilers.) They have also rated the movies in entertainment value.

1) Steel Women
3.1419 stars
This movie is about a women that was attacked while on a special mission in Fashion Land. She was captured and send to the Fashion Rebel's camp site, where she was forced to make weapons for the Fashion Rebels. However, instead of making weapons, she made a suit of armour out of steel, which included rocket launchers, wings, cannons, guns and other weaponry. She managed to use the armour to escape the Fashion Rebels. Later in the show, she aided the SML Armed Force in the war against the Fashion Manics with the suit of armour.

2) Slow Racer
4.999 stars
A young boy was drawn to the newest form of racing that have replaced the Cyber Formula racing (which in turn had replaced the F1 racing). This new form of racing--- Slow Racing involves driving a car on a upside-down track as slowly as possible. Luck was with him when he was seen by world famous slow racer SlowPoke and send for slow racing training.

3) Dance of the People
5.001 stars
A bored TanTayLim joined hip hop dancing for fun. Never did he know that doing so will change his life forever. He ends up in the HipHipHop--- the world's greatest hip hop dance competition. Stars famous SML Dancers including TayTayTay, TanTanTan, TeoTeoTeo, LimLimLim, ChanChanChan, WongWongWong, ChuaChuaChau, TohTohToh and LOLlolLOL.

4) DoomsNight
3.123 stars
A plague appeared in the world and killed off 99% of the world's human population. The other 1% (except one person) were transformed into zombie like Fashion Manics which were afraid of the sun. The one person had to battle the Fashion Manics while finding a cure that may allow him to turn the Fashion Manics back into human to save the human race.

5) Super Villain Movie
0.190 stars
This movie tells if the story on a young monkey that became evil after being bullied in school several times. He became so evil that he earned the title super villain. He than had to compete with another evil dog for the Most Evil Person or Thing title.

SML TIMES out.

. ' 9:38 PM

hmm.. ive just added the lamers'blog addresses to SMLTIMES=)

:if u are a lamer and have a blog,
pls, go and add your address..

:if u are a lamer and dont have a blog,
pls, dun anyhow add random ppl's address=)

:OR if u have a blog but are not a lamer..
then, i dunt think u will be so lame to add urself here la
but if u just did, then too bad, u are a lamer.. just like JW.

SML TIMES out.