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.Monday, May 5, 2008 ' 9:47 PM
This is a list of tests and examinations that will be taken by students during the 'S' Level Examinations:

1) SPA
You know it, test of how you can relax in a spa. Ranging from hot springs to mud baths to Jacuzzis. The better you relax. the better you score for this test.

2) Mock test
This test is a test of your mocking abilities. Either you mock the examiners or you will be mocked at by them. Thus it is advised an aggressive mocking altitude is to be taken during this test.

3) National Anti-Pirates Harassment Assessment (NAPHA)
Taken by all ninjas in the NvP (Ninjas vs Pirates) battle. This test is to be taken so that the examiners can assess whether you are worthy enough to hunt pirates.

4) Musical instrument grading
Take your musical instrument and take part in this grading. You start with a white belt instrument and gradually move up to black belt and up to 10 dans.

5) Bathing Examination
Test on how many types of bath you can make. Important ones include water bath, mud bath, oil bath, bathe tub bath etc.

6) Test Examination
Test on the different tests. This include math test, physics test, chemistry test, biology test, language test, economics test, literature test, Benedict's test, test for starch, test for fat, test for protein, lime water test, litmus test and so on... ...

May all students study hard and do well for their tests and examinations.

PS, i just flunk my phy test.

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