.Friday, June 27, 2008 ' 9:26 PM
The undead curse on
SML Land has finally been lifted today. After several fierce battles and quests, our heroes manage to break the undead curse with a Play Station 2! The battles include dogfighting in space, shooting and sniping enemies
hidding behind guns, slashing people and getting blown apart and put together again.
It appears that the undead curse that has been threatening
SML land for so long is due to the evil examinations (
EE) that are used brainwash the people into thinking they are some divine market powers, mysterious physics forces or unique mathematical values. In fact, the
EE want to brainwash the people so that they will achieve better grades in a mysterious more evil exam called the
GCE 'A' Levels. However, there are other rumours that the
EE is set up by a secret division to help people do better for such tests. After all, the legend tells of those who did well for the 'A' Levels will be awarded with great powers.
However, the
EE had many side effects, such as making people use their mug to drink and eat stuff more often than normal. This cause them to have their life to be drained away and they have no life. Some more, they have no right, they have no say and they long to be free ('gay' in
rvnpcc version) one day.
To stop this side effect,
SML doctors began a series of researches to find out what kind or cure is there to give the people their life, right, say and freedom back. They discovered that a large dose of play is required, and what better way is there to get e dosage den doing battle on the Play Station machine (literally)? Thus our
heroes have decided to get the
ir dosage of play and help fight the undead muggers.
Also,
SML Times wish to thank all those who have returned to reading
SML Times after they have been cured from the undead mugging disease. And we wish to thank the writer, editor and publisher of this article (which will be me). We wish all a happy
erm... end-of-exam-day and a happy
survive-the-result-day.
Haha...
