.Friday, July 11, 2008 ' 10:22 PM
During a recent farewell ceremony, our reporter had a sudden inspiration on the different gifts people give each other. Thus he have decided to come up with a list of popular, cool, nice, funny, or just lame stuff for people to give each other.
1) Mug for the muggers
2) Cups for non muggers
3) all time favourite SML brand watches, clocks and other time piece
4) hearing aids
5) seeing aids
6) smelling aids
7) touching aids
8) tasting aids
9) Dummy's guide to understanding lameness
10) free movie tickets that has been expired for a day
11) toilet bowl
12) toilet (tjc J1 08 decided to give a toilet to tjc as a graduation presn)
13) automatic toilet cleaners (for rv)
14) Toilet paper
15) dustbins (tjco demand a dustbin to be placed right outside the co room!!)
16) pet cockroach
17) designer school uniforms
18) altered school ties and badges
19) empty MCs
20) limited edition excuses for ponning pe... eg. pet ant died, little finger pain, forgot to bring towel so cannot sweat etc etc
21) floppy disks
22) Pentium 1 computers
23) windows 1995 software
24) a key that cant open any lock
25) a lock with no key
26) a shoulder (not to cry on, but to erm... ... useless actually)
27) a promise of 'i try my best'
28) a chance to drink from a water cooler
29) a chance to be laughed at
30) a GOOD FREN (called alyo...)
Enjoy...