.Monday, July 21, 2008 ' 9:20 PM
Recently, a Penguin JC (PJC) - Lousy JC (LJC) exchange programme (PLEP) has been conducted with students from PJC visiting Lousy JC from Lousy Land. However, upon arrival, our students discovered that the LJC campus was empty. Not a single soul was in sight. After consulting the LJC Principal at his top secret lair cum headquarters for all special lousy operations which was situated under the LJC campus, it was found out that the students arrived at the wrong time. They were suppose to visit LJC on 21/07/08 or 8th July 2021 and not 21st July 2008.
Also, the reason for the campus being empty was that the LJC students were sent home for e-learning. This was due to a recent terrorist attack on Lousy Land's toilet bowl cleaner cum hotdog manufacturing factory. Thus the students were given detailed instructions to use the LousyNet and log onto their Lousy account to do work related to their Lousy courses.
However, when we visited some LJC students at their home, we discovered that most students were not doing their work. They have logged into their Lousy account to 'listen' to the Lousy lecture, but they were also talking on FUNS (Futuristic Useless Networking System) and playing computer games like DAR VI: The Ultimate Resurrection. (DAR stands for Delete and Restore).
"DAR is a very fun game, we get to delete all the useless software on our computers, such as the anti virus system and all the virtual programmes, then we 'try our best' to restore them," a happy student told our reporters.
However, there was also some students who were hard at work trying to finish the lousy homework. But their attempts were foiled because the Lousy homework is really LOUSY.
"Wah Lau the setter head got problem isit??? I do the mcq qn and all the one hundred and seventy five choices are wrong. So i cannot proceed cos the Lousy teacher set the paper such that we have to get the correct answer before proceeding. I have been stuck at this page for the past seventy-two hours, 35 minutes and 4 second. Angry la, LOL." a very very angry student told our reporters.
Due to the unstable situation in Lousy Land, the group of students, teachers and SML Times reporters involved in the PLEP are escorted back by the SML Rangers. SML Land will also not be conducting any exchange programmes till further notice.
