.Friday, August 22, 2008 ' 10:28 PM
150th POST ON SML TIMES!!!!!!!!!!On this special edition of the SML Times, our reporters will be discussing a important current affair... it is...*drum roll* ... the ... ... .... .. .. SML PROMO... as suggested by Sheng Yang.....
We shall start with quotes from People of SML (POS)
1) King Kong Fingersmith, "study like you live, live like there is no tmr"
2) heng Yang, "UUSSB"
3) Peeeeee Ceeeee, " )))))))))))))))): "
4) Hannah Gorilla, " the whole earth sings" (we assume the mean study)
5) HongKong: Use water to soften hard questions...
6) Nai Sheng Tall Man, " Happy CNY" ?????
Next, we shall have a special interview with a member of SML Times
Me: What is your views on Promo?
Mysterious Person: It sucks
Me: Then?
Mysterious Person: Its to filter out losers, like me...
Finally, we shall look further into the problems that this PROMO has been causing us.
1) We cannot use the computer so often, as seen from Nai Sheng Tall Man's quote...
2) We start to spell things wrongly, such as Gorilla
3) We come up with lousy ideas to make our lifes easier, as seen from HK
Since we know the problems it cause, we have decided to find solutions to the PROMO crisis...
1) Eat more, such as eat both pizza and pasta when you go PizzaHut so that you do not have to waste your brain cells on deciding which to eat...
2) Sleep later so that you can fall asleep faster so that you wun waste brain cells counting sheeps.
3) Pretend that you do not know what is promo, thus you do not have to care...
4) SLACK...
5) *highly recommended* GO study la uncle/ah ma... ...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... i ran out of ideas le......
