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.Sunday, September 21, 2008 ' 5:17 PM
3 years had pass since the 922 event. For full report on wat happen, refer to the final issue of sml times (not revival). To commemorate this event and as a reminder to not let the incident(of being caught) happen again, the sml team has organise a series of events tml. Do join us after ur promo!!!

Free Toilet paper
People will be stationed ard all school toilets to giv out free toilet paper. and yes, it is free. Other than the normal toilet paper, we will be giving limited edition 'toilet paper' to enhance ur toilet experience. They include:
1) money notes (of many different currency like monopoly money and banana notes)
2)2007 'O' lvl qns paper
3)rv foolscap and gao zhi
4)toilet paper with icthy powder
5)sandpaper
Currently still recruiting people to giv out free toilet. CIP hrs of 0 hrs will be given. Approach Charlie Chng for more info and application.

Raining in toilet
Get ready to get wet when u r doing ur business in the toilet. our team will be stationed outside cubicles and when anyone get inside, we will splash water on them. And tis is not to irritate them but to show them some respect like wat many pple do during water festival in Thailand.

Toilet paper exhibition
XY claimed tat 2 paper hit him and 1 was thrown by lormee. The other culprit was still not found. To solve the case, teachers has collected many tissues from students which are used to wipe their ulcer(yucks) and analysed them. Unfortunately, there is still no results. These tissues will be showcased inside the 4th floor boys toilet(the place where the incident took place).
Free admmission

MapleStory Talk
In case u didn't know, it was a chat on Maplestory tat save 2 of our reporters from the whole incident. Therefore, in case u didn't wan any trouble tml, we have organise tis talk by MapleStory Professor Shen Yong Shui Gong Niao or KSEH. He will speak abt how to lvl from 1 to 120 in 50 days, tips to maximise playtime like by taking taxi instead of bus home, etc.
Venue: last time 2J classroom

Happy Party at Mcdonald
Finally, to end the whole celebration, we will hav meals at Mcdonald. Jus dont be suprised the next day to hear tat teachers were looking for u over the PA system.

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