.Sunday, October 26, 2008 ' 10:00 AM
ggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggTHE SML'S TIMES#2Ek's Egg POWER!!!Summary of what happened: SML's demon baby was possessed by the evil alien that gave him the demonic powers. SML was sent to the hospital after what happened - By issue 1
SML have suffered from overbleeding, water bag burst and depression!! SML's moods are unstable, she often gets up at night and walks around like a mad woman na**ed! She wants to find her baby desprately and she goes around na**ed in hope of using her mesmerizing charm. This is rumoured that the skill was started by the black beauty lalatha after she was saved from the Frog Freak!! Ek's eggs were then given to SML to eat so as to make her healthy again. But her eggs are too potent for SML!! After taking them, SML goes bersek even more. She would go crazy, jump around on the bed and also rampage around tearing the hospital into pieces. Currently, SML have mastered her newest skill during the berserking days. It is the "Chuan Deng sonic blast"!! It involves singing Chuan Deng which will create a blast coming from Penang!! Her hometown!!
Issue3 contains the follow up
Boy Eating in Toilet got Food PoisoningA boy was found lying on the ground in the toilet cubicle of RVHS block D 4th floor toilet. The boy was holding a piece of peanut butter bread in his hands.
The examiner came and found out that the boy got food poisoning from the bread. It has been infected with an unknown virus which the expert classified as Maple virus. The victim is a secondary school boy named Ceith Sim En Hon. According to his classmates, he often eat his lunch in the cubicle. Therefore, experts suspect that the virus orginated from the toilet bowl.
Ceith is now undergoing treatment in TTSH. His condition is undesriable and the doctors are trying their best to get him back to health. Doctors advised people not to eat in the toilet until further discovery about the virus.
Mad man singing in toilet BowlA mad man was captured for singing 'happy birthday' in the toilet bowl. This man is a yalam man named Thursday. Member of public has complained him for making a din in the toilet. Warning was sent to him but he ignored them. Finally, the special [plice squad ambushed him when he was singing in the toilet. Thursday tried to resist but was shot by the police. He is now in hospital. If you have any information, please call 0000 0000.
John Galt rescue lalathaJohn Galt was rewarded 41000 000 000 000 worth of Eggs and BBB milk from King Kiffton after saving the great black beauty princess mermaid Lalatha. Lalatha was captured by the evil frog freak. John almost died during the rescue if not of fairy god monkey came to the rescue
ClassifiedPurple power ranger toy figure only at $100000000 singapore dollars. Now in singapore!!
TGL's guo tiao (dayanna's fav teacher) Nice and sticky, sticks on face and helps maintain smooth complexion
Bread with maple virus. Now in singapore only at $10000000000 UD dollars. Cheap cheap. Shit, vomit flavours available.
CARD WARS opening on 23/9/05. People who who donate rubber band will get free cards. You can also buy them at 10 for 20 cent. snacks also sold there
HJ's maid found dead in wwb hse
WWB missing
Andrew the frog freak, killed by John Galt with magic banana!!
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