.Saturday, October 25, 2008 ' 9:32 PM
In the attempt to make SML more accessible to people, the paper version will be softened..
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Boy who saw SML sent to hospital
seen here, SML and her baby attacking the boy while the EGB tries to stop her.
A boy who saw Sew Mek Leng (SML) was sent to the hospital last year (last last last year in current time). the injury was caused by the demon baby's demonic power!! The boy was seen hovering in the sky shouting "HELP". (SML) could not control the baby as it overwhelmed her own controlling power over the baby.
A member of the public saw the incident and called the Extreme GhostBusters (EGB). The boy hovering in the air threatened the (EGB) from attacking as it might cost the boy his life. The relative of SML came all the way from penang and bring seafood here. The father of the baby shouted 'Liao Yi, wo men yong yuan zhi chi ni!!' SML cried in pain as the baby tried to force out of her stomach. Finally, the baby came out, breaking a hole in SML's stomach, and the EGB got ready to attack. The EGB then opened the trap and suck the boy hovering in the air and sent to hospital. After some negotiation with the baby, an alien camo out of the baby's body and flew away.
SML is in hospital suffering from overbleeding, depression and water bag break. If you have any information, please call 555.
CLASSIFIEDFatless Lor Mee now in singapore.. made from fatty fat!! EAT LOR MEE!!!!!
Maplestory: Balrog attaciking, must buy the maple fan to help defend TESPIA!!
MUST BUY!! Bose's bosom balls milk, no.1 in singapore!! 1 cent onli, buy 1 for the price of 3 million. Nice creamy and healthy
Ek's EGG, delicious and appestising. Best for ppl slimming, contains all nutritional values.
THE MAID: died in 2005 after seeing ghostly figute during seventh month, we miss you..
MISSING: HJ's maid=dayanna.. abandoned by HJ. Anyone who find her pls call 0000 0000 Reward: free stay in HJ hse for one night.
SML durain cake, nice and traditional, made by sml herself..
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Jiayou, sml times rox" - from reader
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