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.Tuesday, December 9, 2008 ' 9:30 PM
After a long long time, someone decided to post something..

okay okay, to e impt stuff.

We shall look at all the ways that people send secret messages around SML land in order to inform their friends and families of something or simply when playing bridge. Enjoy!!

1) *wrink wrink* : you wrink your eyes at e person u are trying to tok to. messages spread may incude many.. eg, just play alone, you are murdered in the game murderer, let me this time can?? etc etc

2) using the word "HOR" : to hint who was responsible for something, eg, "Duno who HOR, do something n still dun wan admit"

3) enchi enchi enchi.. ... : pioneered by miao, it has been a favour during bridge games. It could be used by bidder to call out partner, by bidder's partner to hint to bidder, bidder's opponent to confuse the bidder, bidder's opponent to call out his own partner etc etc... ... ( according to 'reliable' sources, this method started when miao entered the classroom one day enching to himself.. wonder what message he was trying to send, and to who)

4) Your time is UP *favoured method* : means what it literally means, used to tell teachers that their time is up, leave the classroom or risk being turned into small toy figurine-sized figurines (refer to power ranger time force for more info)

5) Battle of the trump : very useful method in bridge. eg when you duno who ur partner is, n u wan to screw up e game, you put down a card that is the onli one left of its suit so e rest hav to waste their trump cards.

6) Absorb trump : burn ppls trump la...

7) say "look clearly ar!" to e bidder b4 putting down a card : hint to bidder you his partner. a favourite method by hk, but this method failed badly when his partner was shengyang!! God Goat eats everyone when his partner is not known... as usual

there you have it, some of the favoured methods of hinting... maybe you can use them in e future!

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