.Monday, December 29, 2008 ' 9:26 PM
BIG NEWS BIG NEWS!!!!!!
We mourn for the loss of our
SML Reporter
Experditionary Unit (
SREU) which have ventured to the North Pole in search of Santa.
This morning at 2500hrs, the whole of North Pole was obliterated by a Fashion-Land made anti-matter bomb!!!!! Only a gaping hole is left in the earth crush, into which the sea water is pouring at this very moment.
SML Police Department (
SPD) has been called upon to investigate immediately. It appears that Santa has turned evil and had decided to work with the evil great grandson of the great grand father of the 9
th sister of the 10
th nephew of the 3rd heir of FCC!
Santa has decided not to give presents to the good kids and decided instead to give weapons to the bad kids. So far, he has been stealing weapons from various weapon industries and stores around the globe, including the famous Starks weapon industry. Weapons stolen include crossbows, arrows, swords, flintlock pistol, slings, wooden Roman era shields, wooden clubs and classified weapons such as the Iron Man's Titanium armour,
SuperMan's underwear,
SpiderMan's black alien costume etc etc.
There has also been reports of several attacks on various important cities around the world, including the white house, black house, blue house and green house. Broken windows and nuclear grenades seemed to be the main
culprits. However, the most
significant attack should be the attack on the owner of the white house, during which a pair of
Adadas cum
Ninty cum
Redbook shoes was thrown at him. Fortunately he manage to dodge the shoes and jump into a pool of molten lava near him. It is strange that such an attack would take place as the current owner of the white house will be replaced shorted. (the old one will be recycled) But who cares?
So far
SML scientists are working on a method to fill up the hole in the North Pole. Their idea is to dig a
similar size hole in the South Pole and use the soil they dug out to fill the hole.
The
SPD is helping the White House Country to find evidence of where
santa may have went. The latter
had sent out a number of flights of the latest jet plane (latest
outside SML land), the F-22 Raptor to locate
santa. however, every single plane was splashed by a red colour man flying in red red and
yellow armour with red underwear and black alien overalls.
In the mean time, the
investigators from Black House Country are trying to
figure out why
santa hav stolen the Iron Man armour,
SuperMan's underwear and
SpiderMan's alien suit. This is because they cannot work without the Marvel-made colour pencil mode power up system, which is always kept in safe hands and not known to be stolen.
On the other hand, Marvel Text Book Company has reported that the only Marvel-made colour pencil mode power up system in the world kept in their company
building has been stolen. They have already made this known to the whole world. Police are still investigating.
Finally, we wish to wish everyone that they will wish their best friends to wish them back a belated Merry Xmas and a be-
earlyed Happy New Year!!!
