We shall have a look at the whole year.
Famous incidents:
1) Getting back your O level cert.
2) Wanci getting jailed for lighting fire crackers.
3) Disbanding of 4E07
4) ATTACK OF THE FCC!!
5) Destruction of FCC!!
6) Bug catching cum water balloon throwing at hannah hse
7) Farewell Kenneth!
8) Chalet! which i apparently missed
Person of the Year:
The guy who went to canada. Kenneth Ng King Kong!!
The faces of the other people are censored for their privacy! Except for the tongue, which in theory is not part of the face.
PICTURE OF THE YEAR:
Censored version. Full version can be obtained upon request. Please leave ur email in the crapping corner! haha
Of course, many more things happened during 2008, but i just cant tink of them now.
Anyway we shall move onto the real world now. So far no news have come up with regard of santa, but the SPD did find and rescue santa's elves. It appears that santa have turned against his elves and poked them till they almost died and tied them up and hanged them up side down on a bamboo stick on the 19th floor of the JCT building. Having battered 2 nights of icy hot wind and warm rain, they were finally rescued by the Power Ranger LightSpeed Rescue team that also rescued the people stranded on the SML Flyer not so long ago.
Since santa is also the host for Chinese New Year (he is also CaiShen), one of the elf have volunteered to be CaiShen for next year. He is currently undergoing CaiShen crash course training, which involves eating 100 cheese cakes, 1000 piece of butter, 10kg of lard and rinking 10000litre of mixed with melted butter a day .
SML Times wish him luck in his CaiShen training.
In the mean time, we shall look at how the scientists are doing at fixing the big hole at the north pole. So far they have only managed to dig some soil from the south pole. But they have encountered a problem- what will they fill the hole in the south pole with? Some have suggested that they should dig a hole in the North Pole and use the material dug out to fill the new hole in the south pole. Researchers are currently looking into the idea.
Also, SuperMan and SpiderMan have both reported to the police that they have lost their underwear and alien suit respectively. We wish them luck in getting them back!
And so we wait for 2009 to come...
