.Monday, January 26, 2009 ' 10:00 PM
The power of BIOLOGY and PHYSICS have combined!!!
Today, in a interview by our SML Times reporters, Lai Lai told the world that she will be combining power with the long lost Clifton to open up a new r&d centre called R&D CENTRE (RC). The primary purpose of the RC is to research and develope new technologies for the benefit of the world.
Lai Lai unveiled some of the new things the duo have just created in the past few days since the opening of Lai Lai SMALL stall:
1) SWAT flavoured ice cream... in case you dun understand, SWAT stands for 'something weird and tasty' (ken's idea)
2) recycled paper from mouldy coconut husk, as by popular demand frm mask riders. Now we will not have a shortage of paper
3) upgraded version of the wind power fan, solar power torchlight and fire powered heater. They are now 1% efficient, as up from the 0.005% in the previous version, and still emit the same low amount of green house gases, 1000000tonne a day.
4) real diamond ring made from glass owned previously by jaina.. just a recap, this ring is the one that is linked to the famed quote "MY PRECIOUS!!"
5) The Moderator Version 2009!! This machine help you to moderate your marks to any score you want it to.
6) A small cute rubber ducky cum seal... random...
7) AngPao with unlimited money inside
8) The Inflator Mark1, a machine that can control the inflation rate and even deflate the prices so that you can buy things cheaply.
9) The AM/A Answering Machine, help to answer all your questions, even comprehension. You just have to type in the passage and qns, then copy down the answers.
10) The Dropper I, help you to drop any subject.
Currently this amizing duo are still coming up with new things. The have opened up a new booth in Singapore, in the area between harbour front and vivo city called harbour city and vivo front.
Do visite them if you have the chance.
I just realised something, you cant collect ang paos from lai lai... sad sad she not married yet
