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.Thursday, January 1, 2009 ' 9:24 PM
Since Kenneth Ng has been chosen as the Person of the Year, we shall take a small peek at his life.

Full Name: Kenneth Ng Yu Xuan King Kong Prankster Trickester Ken
Born: 28th June 1991, in a small town called Hong Kong with Canadian Citizenship (correct me if im wrong)
Move to Singapore when he was young..

Little is known about his childhood except that he was in Rulang Pri Sch and his CCA was CO, playing the Sheng.

Entered River Valley High when he was 13 (duh!) in the class 1J
Seat beside a guy called Kah Lok
advanced to class 2J at the tender age of 14..

However, the good times did not last long. He was framed during the 922 incident together with afew other members of 2J and was forced to give out free toilet paper outside the toilets during break time-_-" (lame punishment by a lame sch's lame teacher)

At age 15, he switched class to 3E, and changed a classroom too.
He was deeply affected by what he saw.
Together with Mask Rider Miao, Jaguar Warrior and God, he formed the Jaguar Action Party(JAP), an action party that aims to defeat evil. Slowly but surely, the party grew bigger to include more of 4E.

A misfortunate incident caused him to only get a B for olevel Chinese.. sad sad sad

When Dragon Man was spotted flirting, Ken helped his fellow classmate to revive an old 2J tradition called SML Times. (yes tts us) This new version of SML Times is called SML Times Revival, and Ken is one of the major reporter, writer and editor. (okay, we dun really hav any editor as all of us our language dun qualify)

During the Olevel, ken failed to achieve 9 A1s, and was unable to go to HC, RJ or any of the top 5. However, he did end up in AJC and joined the squash team.. Ken is known to be a major slacker during his JC days, though he was one of the top GP students for the JCT (if i din rmb wrongly). However, excessive slacking prove to be damaging to ken's brain and he ended up scoring badly for this promo.. But who cares, he dun even care abt it himself...

During the year end holidays of 2008, ken managed to sneak onto a plane bound for Canada and migrated there. Before he left, he left a message for everyone --- I ROCK!!!

However, since his excate flight time was classified, there were no one to see him off and his message went unheard.

Currently ken is in canada studying at duno where and doing duno wad.

Memoriable incidents of ken include telling jaina that he went to poly and the AJC orientation shirt was a $10 shirt frm bugis... HAHAHA

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