.Thursday, June 4, 2009 ' 10:12 PM
1st case of swine flu being cured in SML Land!!!
Apparently, the patient cured is also the 1st death. Yes yes, using ultra secret and high tech SML technology, we manage to cure the ang moh noob boy that look like liktak. The process will now be made known to the world so that more people can benefit from the technology, this is to prevent a market failure due to externalities.
1st, we allow the patient to die. Yes DIE DIE DIE. This can be achieved in many many ways, such as neglecting the patient so that he die from the virus. Or we can accelerate the process, just call in the ninja monkeys and donkeys and hockeys... They will get the job done.
Next, we use a piece of super outdated technology called the reviver. As the virus dies off with the person infected, the body is free of the virus. Thus, by using the reviver, we can revive the dead person and not the virus. The end result is the person being cured of the virus!!
As such, we need to die to leave again!!!
Currently, al the super powers around the world are looking to buy the reviver from SML Land. (increase in export, increase in AD, increase in economic growth for us). As such, countries like the Upper Stars of Apples (USA) and other big conutries have decided to hand over presidency of their countries for the reviver. SML Land now rightfully control 99.999999% of the world (the rest belong to FashionLand).
BTW, terminator salvation is abit of a let down.. there will probably be another episode coming up..
