So I can still log in
Surprise surprise
Why am I doing this?
Isn't there like a million equations to memorise now?
FINALS
Jaguar out
SML TIMES out.
.Monday, April 29, 2013 ' 5:46 PM
Seems like this blog is going to have one more post....
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SML TIMES out.
.Wednesday, December 30, 2009 ' 10:14 AM
3.15pm AVATAR 3D show at GV Marina
Price: FREE*
Whr to find it: Ben 10
How to get it: Anyhow, u can henshin n challenge Ben 10 to a dual, or u can simply steal his omimatrix, or u can steal e ticket from him, or u can hire Ninja Assassin for 100pounds of gold to steal from Ben etc etc..
How to use e ticket: U WIL NEED E FOLLOWING ITEM: 1) time travelling machine 2) key to e time travelling machine 3) one dollar coin to operate e time travelling machine 4) two dollar coin to buy e special one dollar coin to operate e time travelling machine 5) three dollar coin to trade for e two dollar coin (99.99% tax applied) 6) hammer to break e piggy bank containing e 3 dollar coin 7) anything u deem important....
*does not include cost of finding e ticket and travelling to e cinema etc etc
my 2nd post! xP hahaha~ anw this is the same vid with diff audio cus the original's audio got disabled >.<
ooh! the music playlist is from mixpod~ account and password is the same xD
SML TIMES out.
.Thursday, June 4, 2009 ' 10:12 PM
1st case of swine flu being cured in SML Land!!!
Apparently, the patient cured is also the 1st death. Yes yes, using ultra secret and high tech SML technology, we manage to cure the ang moh noob boy that look like liktak. The process will now be made known to the world so that more people can benefit from the technology, this is to prevent a market failure due to externalities.
1st, we allow the patient to die. Yes DIE DIE DIE. This can be achieved in many many ways, such as neglecting the patient so that he die from the virus. Or we can accelerate the process, just call in the ninja monkeys and donkeys and hockeys... They will get the job done.
Next, we use a piece of super outdated technology called the reviver. As the virus dies off with the person infected, the body is free of the virus. Thus, by using the reviver, we can revive the dead person and not the virus. The end result is the person being cured of the virus!!
As such, we need to die to leave again!!!
Currently, al the super powers around the world are looking to buy the reviver from SML Land. (increase in export, increase in AD, increase in economic growth for us). As such, countries like the Upper Stars of Apples (USA) and other big conutries have decided to hand over presidency of their countries for the reviver. SML Land now rightfully control 99.999999% of the world (the rest belong to FashionLand).
BTW, terminator salvation is abit of a let down.. there will probably be another episode coming up..
SML TIMES out.
.Monday, May 4, 2009 ' 1:34 AM
IMPORTANT NEWS!!
A new wave of virus is hitting SML-land! Currently, there are 555 cases of the flu in SMLland and 1death
Ang moh noob boy that looks like noob boy that looks like lik tak died of the virus at 5.55pm yesterday evening in sml general hospital. RVHS(where the boy studied) has thus been ordered to close for 1year or until a cure for swine flu is found, whichever longer.
The Flu which is believed to be a mutation of the virus found in EK has caused chaos in sml land. Citizens are advised to stay calm and practise proper hygiene during this crisis. Meanwhile the sml board of committees is hiring a group of ninja monkeys to 'dispose' of' EK. In order for it to be successful, plans will not be revealed until they are carried out
Scientists are also working around the clock to create a vaccine for the virus with the help of Clifton Soh and the 'retired' lailai from lailai xiao fan. Citizens are encouraged to volunteer to try the prototypes. there are currently 6 new vaccines under testing.
1) injecting poison into the body to kill the virus
2)injecting more virus into the body to kill the virus
3) injecting HIV into the body just to see what happens
4)water....-.-
5) injecting fashionable dna into the body.....(it might not destroy the virus..but u might be more fashionable!) =D
6) Killing yourself to kill the virus
volunteers can sign up via the hotline 555-555-5555
once again, sml urge citizens not to panic.
More updates will be up shortly(i hope)
SML TIMES out.
.Thursday, April 16, 2009 ' 10:02 PM
TO PREVENT SML TIMES ONLINE FROM BECOMING A DEAD BLOG AGAIN, I HAVE TAKEN THE TIME TO COME UP WITH THIS PIECE OF OUTDATED NEWS......
In memories for all PW groups of 2008: Congrat to all those who got A
To those who got B, cheer up.. its not the end of the world.. PW not tt impt too
For Cs, hmmm its a pity, but as i say, pw not too impt
For Ds... hai....
For Es.. is there such a grade?
For S and U.. erm............
anw i change specs, now its cockroach colour.. lol
SML TIMES out.
.Friday, March 6, 2009 ' 9:38 PM
THE GCE A LEVEL RESULTS HAVE FINALLY COME OUT!!
Whatever grades you may have received, SML Land would like to wish all those who took their A levels in 2008 good luck for their future endeavours in the future for their future.
Lets have a look on how different ppl view their results:
If you are really pro pro pro: A: Average B: Could have been Better C: Catastrophic D: Die E: Erm... F: For some reason im still alive U: call me an UnderTaker
If you are really average: A: Wow, A leh!!! B: Better than nothing! C: Common D: It me, Duh!! E: Could have been worsE F: Fine, i din do too well, but wads wrong with tt? U: Uh....
If you are... well... wadeva A: Heck! B: Heck! C: Heck! D: Heck! E: do i hav to repeat myself? HECK F: im going to spell it very clearly... H-E-C-K U: i refuse to answer those who do not understand the meaning of HECK!
But we wish to remind everyone keep on the sunny side of life!! Its not the end yet... though u screw up means u screw up ur life quite badly...
Also, if you happen to be looking for jobs, do see through some below!
1) Secret ninja academies train the planet's future protectors. Join Power Ranger Ninja Storm
2) Love magic? The Mystic Force is definitely for you
3) Have you been attacked by monsters recently and have you heart vapourised yet live to tell the tale? SMART Brain is looking for you. Join us and fight along side Kamen Rider 555!
4) Ever beaten an undead? BOARD is looking for you. The fifth rider system is ready. After spade, hearts, diamond and club, we have the Star shape!
5) Call to the beast inside, unleash your inner animal spirit (and do well for econs), join Power Ranger Jungle Fury!!
6) Our world is in danger as it is on the verge of colliding with 9 other worlds of the previous seasons of kamen riders. Defend your world as Kamen Rider DECADE!!
7) HIGHLY RECOMMENDED: join SML Times as a reporter, editor, super member or anything you want to.. Simply sms jingwei for more detail!!
8) The science centre is calling for E=MC2 trooper recriuts. If you are interested, please approach the SCIENCE CENTRE in JURONG EAST!!
9) Want to play a part in your society? Want to help make SML Land a better place? The SML Rangers is recruiting for one more ranger-- The Silver SML Ranger!!! Interested? Please look for us by attacking the city.
10) The SPD, not space partol delta, but SML Police Department is too reruiting!! Do come join us if you believe in helping the SML Rangers to make this world a better place. Fight Provety and Enviroment Destruction with us!!
Best wishes
SML TIMES out.
.Saturday, February 14, 2009 ' 9:38 PM
Do u have to spend V day alone? Hope to hav someone to accompany you? Dun wan to mug whole day?
Nope its not a dream.
Cos with the SML dating service, you can hire a date for V day!!
List of Dates available: 1) Teddy Bear 2) Ryan Titanum Ranger 3) Mask rider 555 4) Lai Lai 5) Clifton 6) Lai Lai and Clifton 7) Teo Beng Beng 8) L2M Sister 9) Deaf and gullible Aunty 10) Chng 11) Monica Chng 12) (highly recommended) Fashion hero (for fashionable ppl onli)
Prices at $100 each, if you buy one, we will give you -1 more for free!! Buy two get -2 more for free Buy n get -n more for free, where n is a positive real number
For more information, pls call Mr Tan Tay at 99-95-59-13!!!
SML TIMES out.
.Friday, February 13, 2009 ' 7:49 AM
are YOU trying to find the perfect/unique/special gift for your significant other? are YOU running out of ideas for valentine? are YOU a cheapo? are YOU desperate?
if YES, SML CAN HELP YOU for the upcoming valentine!
Researchers from penguin university have came up with a list of gifts that might just WOW ur partner and WE are taking the initiative to bring those products/services to you at a cost of only $10....too good to be true? noway! Hurry and order while stocks last!!
Gifts we offer:
1) 鸭饭加饭加鸡蛋 coupon 2)鸡饭不要饭 coupon 3)鸡饭不要鸡 coupon 4)跟他一样 coupon (only applicable if there is someone before u redeeming in the queue) 5) a deck of cards (works on gambling addicts like tattoo mole =D) 6) fake $5 bills 7) real diamond ring made of fake glass in a real glass factory that imports fake glass from a country which exports fake diamonds 8) a long lost textbook containing all of charlie's mis-pronounced words 9)two air tickets for a honeymoon around the world! (expires on 1st jan 2009) 10)a time machine that allows you to travel back/forward in time!!! (maximum time travel of 1 second)
services we provide:
1)A fake spanish dude playing and singing romantic songs while you are on your date for $50 song list: shut up!, in the end, don't lie, it's my life, shut up and drive, so what! note: due to limited song list, fake spanish guy might repeat songs over and over again. BUT rest assured, your money will be worth it as he will sing wherever u go(even when u have to take leak)
2)Decoration crew: This crew will help decorate the venue which u will be having your date, all for $20. As we have alot of leftover decorations from 2008's halloween, we will be decorating your venue with black cloth, fake spiderwebs, carved pumpkins, fake bats etc.
venues we suggest for your dates:
1)2 malan road 2)under the overhead bridge opposite punggol park (damn romantic) 3)library
Did u miss the episode of campus superstar on 9/2/09 n thus miss the chance to see our famous fashion hero on national TV? Fear not Heres the chance to watch it on youtube!!!
OMG! i got in ahahaha~~ i thought i've forgotten the password.
anyway i randomly came acrossed this. someone in nj reviewed it online.. it used to be more funny until i think someppl go and change it larh(which they should)
NJC's Boarding Programme is a unique and specially-designed programme slated for implementation beginning 2009 along side other similar pioneering programmes approved by MOE in October 2007. When implemented in 2009, the pilot boarding programme will see all IP students boarding for at least one semester according to their respective cohorts, providing opportunities for students to build their identity and character, as well as for them to start and maintain a meaningful life-long network of friends through varied house activities such as drama and music productions under the guidance and mentoring of House Masters. Rigorous leadership development and experiences will also be provided and cultivated in all domains. All boarders will explore and pursue their individual and collective passions through academic non-examinable modules like "Exploration and Discovery", where Experts-in-Residence will elevate the students' learning and extend their global perspective and appreciation of diversity. Students will also get to explore and discover the finer points of one another's anatomy. The hostel has already been completed, and the scholars have already moved in. They have provided information on the state of the hostel, or as the school authorities call it, the boarding school. The hostel has alternating floors for males and females, much to the dismay of the scholars moving over from the more decent and proper Hwa Chong hostels. Also, there are no locks on the room doors. This will help to fulfill the 'building a family' part of the school song.
In order to help SML Land students do better for their chem, SML scientists with the help of Water Woman have come up with the map around the organic world. This is the 1st version of the map.
Please note: The information may not be all correct. Thus please help us to make it better by telling us what maybe wrong
We are also looking into how to add in aromatic compounds and other stuff that are missing..
SML TIMES out.
.Monday, January 26, 2009 ' 10:00 PM
The power of BIOLOGY and PHYSICS have combined!!!
Today, in a interview by our SML Times reporters, Lai Lai told the world that she will be combining power with the long lost Clifton to open up a new r&d centre called R&D CENTRE (RC). The primary purpose of the RC is to research and develope new technologies for the benefit of the world.
Lai Lai unveiled some of the new things the duo have just created in the past few days since the opening of Lai Lai SMALL stall:
1) SWAT flavoured ice cream... in case you dun understand, SWAT stands for 'something weird and tasty' (ken's idea)
2) recycled paper from mouldy coconut husk, as by popular demand frm mask riders. Now we will not have a shortage of paper
3) upgraded version of the wind power fan, solar power torchlight and fire powered heater. They are now 1% efficient, as up from the 0.005% in the previous version, and still emit the same low amount of green house gases, 1000000tonne a day.
4) real diamond ring made from glass owned previously by jaina.. just a recap, this ring is the one that is linked to the famed quote "MY PRECIOUS!!"
5) The Moderator Version 2009!! This machine help you to moderate your marks to any score you want it to.
6) A small cute rubber ducky cum seal... random...
7) AngPao with unlimited money inside
8) The Inflator Mark1, a machine that can control the inflation rate and even deflate the prices so that you can buy things cheaply.
9) The AM/A Answering Machine, help to answer all your questions, even comprehension. You just have to type in the passage and qns, then copy down the answers.
10) The Dropper I, help you to drop any subject.
Currently this amizing duo are still coming up with new things. The have opened up a new booth in Singapore, in the area between harbour front and vivo city called harbour city and vivo front.
Do visite them if you have the chance.
I just realised something, you cant collect ang paos from lai lai... sad sad she not married yet
SML TIMES out.
.Friday, January 23, 2009 ' 9:58 PM
HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR.
It seems that santa did not turn evil after all. He has been kidnapped by really bad people called The Evil One!! However, with his santa skills, he was able to escape the clutch of the Evil One and tell us what has happened.
The Evil One has framed santa and did all the things mentioned in a few seasons before. He kidnapped santa to prevent him from telling people the truth. However, santa used his SuperRoundSkills to defeat the evil one and escaped!!
Chinese New Year has been saved!!! Yay yay..
However, we mourn for the loss of one of our famous mentor, Lai Lai! She will be leaving your beloved (not so beloved) RVHS. We wish her all the best in her future endeavour. It is thought that she will be training to take up theR&D post in the SML Ranger's Headquaters to help develope new megazords and powers. She also encourages students to take up H3 physics chemistry and biology all at once so that they can go help her.
She has alos decided to open up a shop she wanted to reopen for a long time. Yes, it is the Lai Lai Stall. Just a recap, Lai Lai Stall was closed down around the same time as the Great Disbanding (disbanding of 4E). People were seen throwing towels at the stall's sign board so it was removed and the stall closed down.
This new stall will be of modest size. It will have a 1 metre square land area over land. This is because we have finally found out what to do with the big hole in the ground in south pole created because we took soil frm the south pole to fill the big hole in the north pole caused by the Evil One's anti matter bomb. The big hole will be made into the underground section of Lai Lai's SMALL stall, with a total area of 100000000 square kilometres.
Items sold will be as listed: 1) angpao with negative money value inside 2) bio text book 3) the duplicated copy of a copy of the 7th hand copied version of the 3rd copied version of the orginal Lai Lai stall sign board signed by the ppl of 4E 4) fake genuine Fashion Hero Posters 5) gift clocks 6) mandrain orange soaked in liquid nitrogen for a million years 7) purple power ranger suit's left pants sleeve 8) iron man's iron version of his orginal titanium armour 9) santa's 1st ever reindeer born on 10000BC 10) a fake 1 dollar note sold for 1 dollar.
We hope all will continue to support Lai Lai and visite her SMALL stall and buy all the useful and nice things. We also wish her luck in helping the SML Rangers to fight evil.
SML TIMES out.
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A timeless creation by Jaguar Warrior, Miao, KK Fingersmith and perhaps Keith(?). SML Online is the online version of the famous SML Times and Revivals which was usually written on discarded foolscap paper backs. No matter what, it is still out to brighten its faithful readers' day and let everyone have a good(lame) laugh. Yup, ITS BACK AGAIN!!
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