do YOU have a boyfriend that YOU wan to get rid off?
does HE stick to YOU even when YOU call him to go away?
do YOU find it hard to say YOU want to break up wif him?
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This is a special squad consisting of only TWO members!! register number 2's sisters...
banana and gorilla!!!
here are some of the things they MIGHT do to ur future ex-boyfren!!
-kick his butt
-tease him
-say he is gay
-laugh at him
-beat him up
-give him blue blacks
-bite his butt
and many more...


not convinced?!?!
here is a quote from a satisfied customer!!!
"they are the worst there is!! best my foot!! i love my boyfriend and becuz of them, he was scared away!!!"

NOTE: COMMENTS GIVEN BY CUSTOMERS ARE OBLIGED TO BE SUBJECTED TO IRRESPONSIBLE EDITING. (thanks for your understanding)


interested readers can ask for more info by dialling
1800-BRAS-555
=D


(SML times will not be responsible for any damage, injuries or death caused by BRAS..readers are warned)

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