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.Monday, January 21, 2008 ' 9:59 PM
Nervous because thur is coming?
Afraid of ur o level results?

fear not... ...

we will make u more nervous... ...

Introducing the ... ... De Stress Association (DSA)

Here is what they can do to help u pass ur time til thur 2pm:
1. Smack u
2. Beat u up
3. Suan u with good past year L1R5 grades
4. Make u nervous with lousy past year L1R5 grades
5. Tok abt common mistakes ppl make in the 2007 olevel papers with u
6. Tok abt the strict marking standards with u
7. Tok abt the outcome if ur results are v lousy
8. Act nervous so that u will be influenced

This are just some of the things the DSA will do to help u pass this waiting period.
To contact them, please call he DSA hotline 1800-DSA-55555555555555555555

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