.Tuesday, January 29, 2008 ' 9:56 PM
Received your OLL results? Thinking of which JC to go to? Think no more, the choice is clear... ... introducing the
Penguin JC!!!Penguin JC aims to develope a students skills in laming, reacting lamely to critical situation, solve lame problems... ... so on... ... The various courses offered by the JC are listed below:
H1 (Hardness level 1) subjects1) Pop culture English
2) Current affairs from the Internet
3) Super High (and long) Mother's Tongue
4) Even Higher (and longer) Father's Tongue
H2 (Hardness level 2) subjects1) Reverse physics (where all laws of physics are reversed)
2) PhyChemistry (a combination of phys and chemistry to help you study the chemistry between every day phenomenas)
3) BIOlogy (Basic IdOitism study)
4) Literature in England
5) Literature in China
6) Literature in Malaysia
7) Literature in India
8) Literature in some European Country
9) Literature from outer space
H3 (Hardness level 3) subjects1) CAI (Crime and investigation with Mr SMLock Holmes)
2) UL (Ultimate Laming)
3) Henshin (Learn to henshin into a Rider, Ranger, Sazer, Kendo or anything you want)
4) Eating
5) Talking
6) Polar Bear Hunting
7) Swimming in solid water at low pressure
All students are required to take at least 3 H3 subjects, and 1 H2 subjects. Students that are able to proof themselves able to cope with their studies will be allow to take H1 subjects.
Also, Penguin JC offers entertaining Physical Education (PE) lessons such as billiard, pool, snooker, 8-Ball, 9-Ball, Hitting Balls on a table with sticks into holes, and other games that require sticks, balls and tables with holes. This PE lessons allow students to get physically fit for their NAPHA Examination (especially the written paper) while enjoying themselves in the game.
Consider no more, join Penguin JC NOW:)))))))))))))))
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