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.Sunday, February 10, 2008 ' 8:32 PM
Scientists in SML Land have discovered 2 new species of flowers!

The first flower is named forget-me-forever. A single whiff from this flower will make you forget everything that happened from the past 1 hour! Unfortunately, the scientists were unable to record the scent of this flower as they kept forgetting after they smelled it. (This is also why it took years before they finaly realised they had discovered a new flower.)

The 2nd species is knock-me-out a.k.a the Hammer. The sap produced by this flower evaporates quickly, causing a big headache to anyone who inhales it. Long term exposure can lead to a coma.

Anyone who wants to order these new flowers can contact the SML Lab or pick them in the forest across the river that surrounds SML Land. (which illegal immigrants regularly swim across) Just make sure you bring a gas mask and an oxygen tank.

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