.Monday, June 30, 2008 ' 9:51 PM
WANTED:
Jolene's A Math Text Book
The one she use in 4E
The book contains prized quotes from our dear Math teacher Mr Charlie Chng.
If you have seen this book, please call Jaguar Warrior, Mask Rider or fingersmith, or Chicken or Sheng Yang
Reward : Free drink from any toilet bowl u want.
.Saturday, June 28, 2008 ' 10:01 PM
This is a special movie critic on the three new movies that have been screened in a secret cinema in a secret base in SML Land.
1) Luck Face his Father
5 stars
This film is made from the match between the villains and heroes held not so long ago. The three managers were completely unaware that they were being filmed, leading to the exciting actions and effects. There was notable performance by Darth Maul, who manage to defeat Luke, Yoda and other heroes even when being attacked by multiple enemy. However, his efforts were in vain as the villains had to face the inevitable defeat. Other notable efforts include computer controlled chewbaka. But disappointingly Luck did not fare well against his father and failed to defeat Darth Vader.
2) Return of the Jedi
6 stars
This action packed film featured two transforming characters that can change from storm troopers to Jedi to light saber wielding droids and bounty hunters. There were scenes featuring battle with the evil emperor with blasters, speeding through dense jungles and shooting down Imperial Destroyers. When there was no emeny to fight, the two heroes turned on each other. This gave the movie a more exciting twist.
3) The Three Kingdoms
7 stars
Fans just love it when the yan dao Cao Cao win the battle. The Ren Yew was also well loved and he/she showed great skill with the fans. However, the second battle was disappointing to the fans, when our heroes lost. A remake of the scene was demanded, but the film crew ran out of funds and time. Nevertheless, the movie still manage to captivate fans, definitely not worth to watch.
. ' 1:15 AM
Luke faces his father againNews: After a fierce battle between the hero and villian faction at Mos Eisley, the heroes won with a score of 180:161. The 2 managers of 'villian' faction were very disappointed as they had used all their available tactics and sent all players to the battlefield for the match.
"Walau! they only know how to choke and slash!" exclaimed player 1, whose team emerged victorious. "Luckily I know how to ambush together with my team"
At the final battle, it was an AI which did the kill, leaving the 3 managers unknown to what exactly happened. Anyway, the heroes win, but the villians are sure to make their return.
Remake of Episode 6: Return of (new) Jedi3 local directors were making star wars episode with new characters. Remember how luke and his father defeat the emperor? Thats an old stuff already. This time, the 2 heroes are a stormtrooper and C3p0 who have learnt the way of the jedi. Yet, they were using red lightsaber, showing that it was the traitors that lead to the fall of the empire.
The most exciting part of the movie will be the the last chapter, when 2 spacecraft tried to escape the Death Star after destroying it. A lot of time had been spent in the shoot as the spacecraft keep on exploding. Unfortunately, the directors ran out of patience and gave up the very last part and went back to the mos eisleya catina.
The movie will be on the big screen not too soon. So do not look forward to it.
The 3 KingdomsWanna catch the new movie 'Chi Bi'? Pls la. The history has just been changed recently. In the new story, Cao Cao force won the battle against the alliance of wu and shu with the help of Sun Quan and a imba officer. The fire attack failed and ZhugeLiang escaped without starting the prayers.
In another exciting battle, the battle of Mai castle, 2 warriors Ren Yew and ZY fought hard to protect their commander. However one of the noob commander died, thus leaving the troop defeated. "I fought so hard and bravely and... manly. How can I lose?!!" said Ren Yew. Anyway, this is the first 'hard battle in legend' and defeat is not a surprise.
Don't bother if you do not understand what is above as they are just description of what happened on the TV
.Friday, June 27, 2008 ' 9:26 PM
The undead curse on
SML Land has finally been lifted today. After several fierce battles and quests, our heroes manage to break the undead curse with a Play Station 2! The battles include dogfighting in space, shooting and sniping enemies
hidding behind guns, slashing people and getting blown apart and put together again.
It appears that the undead curse that has been threatening
SML land for so long is due to the evil examinations (
EE) that are used brainwash the people into thinking they are some divine market powers, mysterious physics forces or unique mathematical values. In fact, the
EE want to brainwash the people so that they will achieve better grades in a mysterious more evil exam called the
GCE 'A' Levels. However, there are other rumours that the
EE is set up by a secret division to help people do better for such tests. After all, the legend tells of those who did well for the 'A' Levels will be awarded with great powers.
However, the
EE had many side effects, such as making people use their mug to drink and eat stuff more often than normal. This cause them to have their life to be drained away and they have no life. Some more, they have no right, they have no say and they long to be free ('gay' in
rvnpcc version) one day.
To stop this side effect,
SML doctors began a series of researches to find out what kind or cure is there to give the people their life, right, say and freedom back. They discovered that a large dose of play is required, and what better way is there to get e dosage den doing battle on the Play Station machine (literally)? Thus our
heroes have decided to get the
ir dosage of play and help fight the undead muggers.
Also,
SML Times wish to thank all those who have returned to reading
SML Times after they have been cured from the undead mugging disease. And we wish to thank the writer, editor and publisher of this article (which will be me). We wish all a happy
erm... end-of-exam-day and a happy
survive-the-result-day.
Haha...
.Tuesday, June 24, 2008 ' 3:40 PM
Mid-year Exam
This exam tests whether people are facing their midlife crisis aka getting old. The exam is set in a way such that it tests the memory and physical state of the candidate. In order to prove that they have not aged, the candidates often torture themselves by mugging day and night during their holidays. It is said that many SML citizens will be taking this exam, hopefully to prove that the population is not aging. However, this has become a worrying news. With people spending more time with their mugs, there are less people to update on the happenings in SML land. As such, foreign guests [like Shim] have stopped visiting. Some also fear that SML land will soon become a ghost town as things seem to be "so dead here... ..." [as quoted from Jaguar] Lets all hope that this exam will end soon and SML land can once again be revived.
.Friday, June 6, 2008 ' 10:14 PM
Dune to the current oil crisis,
SML Times have come up with a guide on what kind of appliances that you can obtain to save a few bucks on your power bills. The following is brought to you after extensive research among the many shops in
SML Land.
1) Wind powered fan
Invented for military use in the wars fought previously, this device has been changed to a friendly device for domestic use. It harness the power of wind to power up a fan.
2) Solar powered torchlight
Invented side by side with the wind powered fan is this device, which harness light energy to light up its light bulb. How useful.
3) Battery powered Electricity Generator
Need a source of electricity? Fear not, this device uses the
batteries supplied to turn a spinner which in turn turns a
turbine which generates electric power.
4) Coal powered heater
Cold? This device burn coal to heat water, which turn into steam and spins a turbine, which generates
electricity to power a heater.
We hope the following devices will help you to find a alternative to using Oil as a source of power...
.Wednesday, June 4, 2008 ' 9:22 PM
Wan to do well for your for your English and GP, SML Times is here to give you a hint when writing your essays. Just remember the 15Ws and one N:
We wish we were walking working waiting wadding watching with wonderful witty wayne wong wee noob!!!!!
Good luck!!!!
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