.Friday, August 22, 2008 ' 10:28 PM
150th POST ON SML TIMES!!!!!!!!!!On this special edition of the SML Times, our reporters will be discussing a important current affair... it is...*drum roll* ... the ... ... .... .. .. SML PROMO... as suggested by Sheng Yang.....
We shall start with quotes from People of SML (POS)
1) King Kong Fingersmith, "study like you live, live like there is no tmr"
2) heng Yang, "UUSSB"
3) Peeeeee Ceeeee, " )))))))))))))))): "
4) Hannah Gorilla, " the whole earth sings" (we assume the mean study)
5) HongKong: Use water to soften hard questions...
6) Nai Sheng Tall Man, " Happy CNY" ?????
Next, we shall have a special interview with a member of SML Times
Me: What is your views on Promo?
Mysterious Person: It sucks
Me: Then?
Mysterious Person: Its to filter out losers, like me...
Finally, we shall look further into the problems that this PROMO has been causing us.
1) We cannot use the computer so often, as seen from Nai Sheng Tall Man's quote...
2) We start to spell things wrongly, such as Gorilla
3) We come up with lousy ideas to make our lifes easier, as seen from HK
Since we know the problems it cause, we have decided to find solutions to the PROMO crisis...
1) Eat more, such as eat both pizza and pasta when you go PizzaHut so that you do not have to waste your brain cells on deciding which to eat...
2) Sleep later so that you can fall asleep faster so that you wun waste brain cells counting sheeps.
3) Pretend that you do not know what is promo, thus you do not have to care...
4) SLACK...
5) *highly recommended* GO study la uncle/ah ma... ...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... i ran out of ideas le......
. ' 10:25 PM
SML Times would like to wish a member of SML Land cum escort squad member. SHe is
1) xm
2) mei cai kou rou
3) dustbin
4) erm.. ... i wan pasta... no i wan pizze
5) pizzahut worker
6) erm, i duno got anymore le....
Happy Bdae... and zx stop asking abt wendy su.....
. ' 10:06 PM
Due to popular demand, a rematch was held between LTLT and Charlie. It was also found out that LTLT used needle legs, which was a forbidden weapon. Thus Charlie was also allowed to use a forbidden weapon. He chose to use the Super Robot Monkey Team Hyper Force Go ( refer to
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Super_Robot_Monkey_Team). The five robot monkeys were just too powerful for the LTLT. Thus Charlie won the round in the end, while LTLT was reduced to ... ... whatever she was made of.
Here we can see Antarui, Gibson, Sprx, Otto and Nova trashing LTLT.
HYPER FORCE GO!!!!!!!!!!
.Monday, August 11, 2008 ' 9:06 PM
The SMLympics results for Du-Do, crossbowry, 100m crawling, 100m rolling and Lightsaber fighting have come out today:
1) Du-Do, the art of fighting using pinches, pokes, slaps, foot steping and biting.
Gold: Poker addict
Silver: LTLT
Bronze: Charlie
LTLT use her signiture foot stepping technique to beat Charlie to Silver while Poker addict poked her unknown opponent X to death. How brutal...
2) Crossbowry
Gold: Maple Story CrossBow master... duh
SIlver: Ribbon Hood
Bronze: King Kong
From here, we see crossbow master celebrating after his victory. 3) 100m crawlingGold: Baby ASilver: Baby BBronze: Baby CErm... the scene is too raw for most to see, so the pic is cencored...( actually i no mood draw liao)
4) 100m Rolling
Gold: Eek Soooo Bennnn
Silver: Luke Landroller
Bronze: LTLT
From here, we see EEK rooling into 1st while Luke uses a rocket booster to give herself a last minute boost. LTLT is slowed down by the pin on her foot.
5) Lightsaber fighting
Gold : red light saber
Silver: draw, pink and blue lightsaber
We see here the red light saber defeating the blue nad pink light saber at the same time. After all, it is the lightsabers that fight here...
More results for SMLympics coming to you soon.
.Saturday, August 2, 2008 ' 10:21 PM
Due to overwhelming response, all members of 4E have been enlisted in the PSES. Jaguar Warrior will be leading everyone. However, please note that there are still posts available. A short description will be given on each of them.
Escort-overall-in-charge: the SK warrior, will be the first to handle escort duties. Thus this is the most unpopular yet 2nd most powderful rank.
Sentry: you have the look out duty and you are suppose to watch out for people who need escort and to watch out for the escorts.
Money Man: your main job is to collect money from those who have been escorted. The current price for 1 escort is $10000 per day. If the client hire 2, there is a fifty percent discount. If three are hired, there is a 66.6% discount. Basically, if the client hire 'n' escorts, he will receive a ((n-1)/n)x100% discount. This will result in him paying the same price for any number of escort he hire.
Super Member: basically you are a member of the escort, but you will be given super powers for no reason, thus you are called super member. Super power includes hyper speed, hyper strength, hyper dexterity, hyper intel, hyper time control, hyper eating speed, hyper sleeping time and hyper lameness.
.Friday, August 1, 2008 ' 10:43 PM
Due to a rising trend of SML people getting caught up in dangerous, sticky, funny, lame, lousy, weird and noob situations, the Jaguar Action Party have decided to organise a Special Operation team for escorting SML Land citizens out of the 'situations'. This team will be called the PSES (Personal Social Escort Squad).
All ppl frm 4E will be enlisted, however, if you do not wish to join, please submit a letter of DOWJ (dun wan to join) by 2nd Aug 2008, 0001 hrs.
Jaguar Warrior will lead the PSES and direct them to escort the people.
If you wish to join the committee, please leave your appeal letter in the 'TALK" section of SML Times. Limited to 4 more vacancies: escort-overall-in-charge, sentry, money man, slacker leader and super member.
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