.Friday, February 13, 2009 ' 7:49 AM
are YOU trying to find the perfect/unique/special gift for your significant other?
are YOU running out of ideas for valentine?
are YOU a cheapo?
are YOU desperate?
if YES, SML CAN HELP YOU for the upcoming valentine!
Researchers from penguin university have came up with a list of gifts that might just WOW ur partner and WE are taking the initiative to bring those products/services to you at a cost of only $10....too good to be true? noway! Hurry and order while stocks last!!
Gifts we offer:
1) 鸭饭加饭加鸡蛋 coupon
2)鸡饭不要饭 coupon
3)鸡饭不要鸡 coupon
4)跟他一样 coupon (only applicable if there is someone before u redeeming in the queue)
5) a deck of cards (works on gambling addicts like tattoo mole =D)
6) fake $5 bills
7) real diamond ring made of fake glass in a real glass factory that imports fake glass from a country which exports fake diamonds
8) a long lost textbook containing all of charlie's mis-pronounced words
9)two air tickets for a honeymoon around the world! (expires on 1st jan 2009)
10)a time machine that allows you to travel back/forward in time!!! (maximum time travel of 1 second)
services we provide:
1)A fake spanish dude playing and singing romantic songs while you are on your date for $50 song list: shut up!, in the end, don't lie, it's my life, shut up and drive, so what!
note: due to limited song list, fake spanish guy might repeat songs over and over again. BUT rest assured, your money will be worth it as he will sing wherever u go(even when u have to take leak)
2)Decoration crew: This crew will help decorate the venue which u will be having your date, all for $20. As we have alot of leftover decorations from 2008's halloween, we will be decorating your venue with black cloth, fake spiderwebs, carved pumpkins, fake bats etc.
venues we suggest for your dates:
1)2 malan road
2)under the overhead bridge opposite punggol park (damn romantic)
3)library
for more information, call 1800-555-IWANT2DIE
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