.Friday, November 30, 2007 ' 2:49 PM
A week ago, some kids were drowned during a dragon boat session. SML experts believe that this "ACCIDENT" is linked to a previous article whereby a silent member of the class was also pulled underneath the water. Thus, the short girl from the same class as the silent guy was called up to be questioned again. Unfortunately, there was not enough evidence to arrest her.
"oh my gosh.....someone drowned again ar.....so sad...hehehe*evil smile*...aiya...dun everytime pinpoint me ma....anway, u all found de silent guy's body le ma?*winks*"
Meanwhile, readers are advised to stay away from the sea or even the toilet bowl, lest the short girl strikes again.
.Friday, November 23, 2007 ' 8:52 PM
A silent teacher who was fired after one year of teaching was spotted flirting wif yuan ching girls....two students, kihsang and zhelir hid behind a bush and alerted SML times immediately upon seeing the teacher.
unfortunately the two students were blasted by the teacher after he had finished flirting wif the girls.The teacher is now on de run frm SML law enforcers....he is believed to be hopping from school to school, flirting with young girls. Readers are advised to be on high alert as this man is dangerous.
SML times want thank the two students for their bravery and would like to have 24hours of silence in respect for them....DUN TALK AR.....
. ' 1:22 PM
no news means good news :D
.Wednesday, November 21, 2007 ' 7:41 PM
On 19/11 2007, a silent member of Class 4e'07 did not show up for an event which is very important for all graduated secondary 4 students, held at a very grand place. His peers could not contact him through phone, mobile and
Internet. Thus, it was presumed that he drowned in Singapore River near Clarke Quay.
A few days later, his body was not found. Instead, his ticket was uncovered in a young lady's handbag. She is suspected of robbing the silent member of his ticket and then pushing him in the Singapore River.
"No la... How can that be.. i also not close with him.. Actually horh.. i suspect is he put into my bag then go commit suicide can~ U all go and question him la.. its got nth to do with mii!" The suspect, a young lady who is of the same class as the silent member, denied to have any contact or relationship with the silent member.
"woops, i forgot. you 'all havent found his body yet hor.." She added solemnly, with a hint of dismay in her voice. "jia you!"
However, it is rather unbelievable that he can actually drown as he owns a personalised float which is attached to him at all times. Hence, it is may be possible that he is secretly planning a revenge on the young lady, probably wanting her to return the $60 he paid for the ticket. Take my warning, always have $60 in your wallet just in case he approaches you.
But again, his body may not be found.
.Wednesday, November 14, 2007 ' 12:20 PM
On 13/11, a grp of boys were caught by their teacher mishaving in the biggest shopping mall in Sinapore. They were wreaking havov in the Xbox section of Best. They occupy all the trial machines for 4hrs and prevented anyone from playing them.
"w*l*u! they think they own the machine isit. other pple cannot play den cannot buy our products! mus complain to their principal!" said a salesman.
Other than occupying the machine, they also cause a lot of destruction to the stall. They shoot down a lot of people - regardless of friend or foe, destroy a lot of electronics using various weapons like machine guns and rocket launcher. Some of them even drove tanks and jeeps equipped with turrets. Grenades and denotators were tossed around. Massive explosions and gunfires destroyed the place.
However, they were seen by a ex-teacher who hav nvr taught them b4 but reconigsed them from their uniform. This teacher was believed to be fired after 1 yr of teaching. Luckily, they challenged him to a dual and he was thrashed by the boys when they summoned the ultimate beetlezord and the purple flying machine.
Nearing the end of their journey, they decided to try something tat is concerned with development of the brain. They earned some medals by analyzing which is the heaviest thing, which set of coins has the higher value, reconigsing the thing from the outline and memorising numbers.
