.Saturday, February 14, 2009 ' 9:38 PM
Do u have to spend V day alone?
Hope to hav someone to accompany you?
Dun wan to mug whole day?
Nope its not a dream.
Cos with the SML dating service, you can hire a date for V day!!
List of Dates available:
1) Teddy Bear
2) Ryan Titanum Ranger
3) Mask rider 555
4) Lai Lai
5) Clifton
6) Lai Lai and Clifton
7) Teo Beng Beng
8) L2M Sister
9) Deaf and gullible Aunty
10) Chng
11) Monica Chng
12) (highly recommended) Fashion hero (for fashionable ppl onli)
Prices at $100 each, if you buy one, we will give you -1 more for free!!
Buy two get -2 more for free
Buy n get -n more for free, where n is a positive real number
For more information, pls call Mr Tan Tay at 99-95-59-13!!!
.Friday, February 13, 2009 ' 7:49 AM
are YOU trying to find the perfect/unique/special gift for your significant other?
are YOU running out of ideas for valentine?
are YOU a cheapo?
are YOU desperate?
if YES, SML CAN HELP YOU for the upcoming valentine!
Researchers from penguin university have came up with a list of gifts that might just WOW ur partner and WE are taking the initiative to bring those products/services to you at a cost of only $10....too good to be true? noway! Hurry and order while stocks last!!
Gifts we offer:
1) 鸭饭加饭加鸡蛋 coupon
2)鸡饭不要饭 coupon
3)鸡饭不要鸡 coupon
4)跟他一样 coupon (only applicable if there is someone before u redeeming in the queue)
5) a deck of cards (works on gambling addicts like tattoo mole =D)
6) fake $5 bills
7) real diamond ring made of fake glass in a real glass factory that imports fake glass from a country which exports fake diamonds
8) a long lost textbook containing all of charlie's mis-pronounced words
9)two air tickets for a honeymoon around the world! (expires on 1st jan 2009)
10)a time machine that allows you to travel back/forward in time!!! (maximum time travel of 1 second)
services we provide:
1)A fake spanish dude playing and singing romantic songs while you are on your date for $50 song list: shut up!, in the end, don't lie, it's my life, shut up and drive, so what!
note: due to limited song list, fake spanish guy might repeat songs over and over again. BUT rest assured, your money will be worth it as he will sing wherever u go(even when u have to take leak)
2)Decoration crew: This crew will help decorate the venue which u will be having your date, all for $20. As we have alot of leftover decorations from 2008's halloween, we will be decorating your venue with black cloth, fake spiderwebs, carved pumpkins, fake bats etc.
venues we suggest for your dates:
1)2 malan road
2)under the overhead bridge opposite punggol park (damn romantic)
3)library
for more information, call 1800-555-IWANT2DIE
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.Saturday, February 7, 2009 ' 3:56 PM
OMG! i got in ahahaha~~
i thought i've forgotten the password.
anyway i randomly came acrossed this.
someone in nj reviewed it online.. it used to be more funny until i think someppl go and change it larh(which they should)
NJC's Boarding Programme is a unique and specially-designed programme slated for
implementation beginning 2009 along side other similar pioneering programmes
approved by MOE in October 2007.
When implemented in 2009, the pilot boarding
programme will see all IP students boarding for at least one semester according
to their respective cohorts, providing opportunities for students to build their
identity and character, as well as for them to start and maintain a meaningful
life-long network of friends through varied house activities such as drama and
music productions under the guidance and mentoring of House Masters.
Rigorous
leadership development and experiences will also be provided and cultivated in
all domains. All boarders will explore and pursue their individual and
collective passions through academic non-examinable modules like "Exploration
and Discovery", where Experts-in-Residence will elevate the students' learning
and extend their global perspective and appreciation of diversity. Students will
also get to explore and discover the finer points of one another's anatomy.
The hostel has already been completed, and the scholars have already
moved in. They have provided information on the state of the hostel, or as the
school authorities call it, the boarding school.
The hostel has alternating
floors for males and females, much to the dismay of the scholars moving over
from the more decent and proper Hwa Chong hostels. Also, there are no locks on
the room doors. This will help to fulfill the 'building a family' part of the
school song.
wth..LOL.
for more info u can read the second latest post of this blog http://strictlyallegro.livejournal.com/
or go wikipedia. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Junior_College
cheers~!
