.Friday, November 21, 2008 ' 10:36 PM
It has been noticed that strange things have benn happening lately in SML Land.. People are doing weird and sometimes dangerous things. Our reporters have decided to list some of the things below to make readers more aware of such actions:
1) Jay walking across zebra crossings
2) Stealing balloons on free balloon days
3) Holding rings and saying "my precious"
4) bringing umbrellas and rain coats into toilets
5) singing on the MRT train
6) Occupying smoking corners in coffeeshops for whole dyas and not smoking
7) putting up anti smoking signs in smoking rooms
8) payign for free "today" and "MyPaper" newspapers
9) forming long queues in JE MRT every morn for free toilet paper
this is just some of the many weird things people have been doing. Please note this and reframe from such activities...
.Saturday, November 15, 2008 ' 9:56 PM
Just for fun, mean no harmDue to popular demand(by shengyang), we hav decided to post the legendary FASHION POSTER. U can now print it out and paste on the wall in ur room, set as desktop wallpaper or put it on ebay for sale.
Desription: Artwork by renown artist and writer of fashion hero magazine
Created in 2006
History: After, it was initially displayed at the class notice board, and then out at the front door for public viewing. It also move together with the class to malan road and stayed there for half a year before its disappearance.
WANTED: soft copy of 3E duty roster cos it oso feature fashion hero...rmb where the hand was and colour of pants?*name blurred to protect identity. this post is meant only as a friendly joke and has no ill intention. no one is harm in the process of this post
.Thursday, November 13, 2008 ' 9:36 PM
On the 20th october 2007, magic happened. Well loved newspaper SML TIMES is made into an online version. Today, after lagging for afew days, we wish to celebrate the 1st birthday of SML Times Online!! So hop on and enjoy the moment!! May the magic carry on!!
Magic magic magic magic magic magic... ...
It all happened on that fateful day in 2005... A group of three bored person decided to stop submitting silently to the supression of their teachers.. Their plan, to voice their anger, rage and unhappiness with the use of an underground newspaper system. The name was decided to be SML TIMES after Small Medium Large teacher whom have been supressing the students to a huge extent.
The very first article on the demon baby of SML was with received by the readers of 2J with open arms.. This set the future for the now famous news agency. Over the rest of 2005, four more copies of SML TIMES was published. Unfortunately, the disbanding of 2J meant that the avid readers of SML TIMES were seperated...
All seem to be lost. The dead and dying due to lack of SML TIMES filled the streets and their bodies could not be removed quickly enough before more died.. However, the lack of brain juice to write SML TIMES made its creation difficult.
After 1 plus years, SML TIMES became part of history. History became myths, myths became legends. Something there were not meant to lost were.
It was until the second half of 2007, that someone deicded to do something. Jaguar Warrior, Miao and KingKong spotted a opportunity of a story and wrote an article on DragonMan flirting with some students!! This allowed them to start the SML TIMES
Revival (STR).. Soon the STR became popular in 4E as people from all over the world read it.. The world was SAVED with the return of SML!!
Some avid readers also wished to comment of SML Times..
it reports facts ALL the time and is a good source of entertainment for all ages-Kong
lame!!! but im loving it!!!-RoadMan1
it reminds me of the lousy quality of the toilets in rv.. leaking roof, weird ppl saying "my precious" inside, people singing birthday songs...-Noob Boy who look like lik tak
bagus!!!-anything
atashi baka-Hippo
its finger licking good!!-RoadMan2
If you have any more comments, please feel free to write on the "crap" section!So there we have it, a brief history of the revival of SML Times.. Yes, how did we get globalised by going online, well...
during the disbanding of 4E, the clan decided that SML Times is too good to be lost again.. Thus to save it, JaguarWarrior sacrificed his email so that the online version can be put on the net..
SO THE MAGIC LIVES ON!!!!!
MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
