.Monday, May 4, 2009 ' 1:34 AM
IMPORTANT NEWS!!
A new wave of virus is hitting SML-land! Currently, there are 555 cases of the flu in SMLland and 1death
Ang moh noob boy that looks like noob boy that looks like lik tak died of the virus at 5.55pm yesterday evening in sml general hospital. RVHS(where the boy studied) has thus been ordered to close for 1year or until a cure for swine flu is found, whichever longer.
The Flu which is believed to be a mutation of the virus found in EK has caused chaos in sml land. Citizens are advised to stay calm and practise proper hygiene during this crisis. Meanwhile the sml board of committees is hiring a group of ninja monkeys to 'dispose' of' EK. In order for it to be successful, plans will not be revealed until they are carried out
Scientists are also working around the clock to create a vaccine for the virus with the help of Clifton Soh and the 'retired' lailai from lailai xiao fan. Citizens are encouraged to volunteer to try the prototypes. there are currently 6 new vaccines under testing.
1) injecting poison into the body to kill the virus
2)injecting more virus into the body to kill the virus
3) injecting HIV into the body just to see what happens
4)water....-.-
5) injecting fashionable dna into the body.....(it might not destroy the virus..but u might be more fashionable!) =D
6) Killing yourself to kill the virus
volunteers can sign up via the hotline 555-555-5555
once again, sml urge citizens not to panic.
More updates will be up shortly(i hope)
